bikosexual

Cycling enthusiasts that enjoy dressing in common cycling attire, primarily wanna be road cyclists i.e Tour de France types. Bikosexuals enjoy adorning themselves in spandex shorts with butt pads, brightly colored spandex shirts, aerodynamic helmets with cute little rear view mirrors attached, cycling gloves and specialty cycling shoes that look like slippers or ballet shoes.

I was late for the meeting because I got stuck behind a group of bikosexuals that were blocking traffic.

by buttpad October 18, 2010

bikosexual

Someone who has sex with bikes.

Oh did you see that bikosexual getting it on with a mountain bike back there?

by JohninAD November 12, 2006

bikosexual

Bikosexual is basically part heterosexual and part metrosexual. Bikosexual people are straight, but like some things that some people would consider to be gay. Bikosexual guys enjoy listening to rock/rap whatever "guy" music as well as "girl" music such as "pop" or any other girl-ish music... Bikosexuals dress and act like normal heterosexual men but are very secure with their masculinity so they are capable of joking around and acting gay sometimes... Bikosexuals are easy to talk to and get along with. Bikosexuals are very open and can relate with the opposite sex. Bikosexuals are also very loyal and honest with their friends, and don't ever cheat either. Bikosexuals are usually really good looking and are usually surrounded by the opposite sex. Basically, Bikosexual people are the coolest people ever...

Girl: Omg, that guy is so hot, why is he listening to pop music, is he gay?
Guy: Heck no! he's just bikosexual. It's kinda like being metrosexual but cooler.... and he's straight...
Girl: Damn!! that's the kind of guy I need to get!

by FShadow7 July 5, 2006

bisexual anthem

Sweater Weather, song by The Neighbourhood

some friend: "do you know that song called Sweater Weather?"
me: "do you mean the bisexual anthem?"

by indiechaotic May 10, 2020

bisexual guy

A male that is attracted to more than one gender. He is often seen as terrifying by straight men and is often subject to the delighted glees of yaoi fangirls. He may also be told that his bisexuality is a "phase" and that he is really gay and just won't admit it. And, sometimes when telling people he is bisexual, he is told that "only girls can be bisexual" and that "you're just gay".

Me: I'm a bisexual guy.
Some dumb fuck: Oh no you're not you're just gay and won't admit it! ^w^
Me: .... Go fuck yourself.

by thatoneannyingpersonnoonelikes September 5, 2016

Homoromantic Bisexual

A person that is sexually attracted to both genders but emotionally/romantically attracted to people only of the same gender

"Lizzie liked to lust after and have sex with both men and women but she could only see herself in a relationship with a woman. This meant that she was a homoromantic bisexual"

by Pandamoniumm May 13, 2014

Bisexual Awakening

When an individual, who has always thought or assumed they're straight, suddenly develops a huge crush on someone of the same gender. This makes the individual wonder if they are actually bisexual, rather than straight. As the same-sex crushes persist (as well as opposite-sex crushes), they realize in time that they have had their bisexual awakening, and are indeed a bisexual.

"It's weird... I've always only ever liked girls... but now I have the biggest crush on Matt! I want him, I want nobody but him! I've never felt this way before!! I... think I've had my bisexual awakening!!"

by Lefty Power 123 May 1, 2020