Bimbonics 

Language used by young females while texting or e-mailing. Related to L33T in that it abbreviates and uses symbols in place of words. Only it is done with far less intelligence, an odd use of extra letters despite the other abbreviations, and a savage over-or under-use of punctuation. Often used in elation or retaliation, the written word comes off sounding just as it would spoken by an overexcited, suburban, white high school girl.

"I tried to read her post, but I didn't understand it. Here, see if you can translate Bimbonics"......'seriousllyyy ppl need 2 get livess... like really all u ppl commenting this shittt either don't have lives.. gf's or are complete f&cking losersss to sit on ur computerr all dayyy and critice ppl who prolly look ten million timess better thenn youuu dooo;'

Bimbonics by Medusa Oblongata September 11, 2009

bimbonics 

The language of a bimbo

Rosie is a dab hand at bimbonics

bimbonics by Red October 12, 2004

Biebonic Plague 

An epidemic sweeping the nation, which involves young girls becoming obsessed with Justin Bieber. Scientists are currently working on an anti-biotic, but there is no tangible end in sight.

12 year old girl: OMG I'm totally the person Justin Bieber is talking about in "Somebody to Love"!!!

Reasonable Person: Damn girl, you've got a serious case of Biebonic Plague.

Biebonic Plague by N-Cads September 13, 2010

Brobonics 

A language of hyperbolic simile that white males use amongst one another. Most words are created on a whim, yet so obvious in intended meaning that it is unnecessary to ask their interpretation.

What are you, petarded?!

Cesar, I think YOU'RE petarded, for combining pretty and retarded to make up your own word!

It's brobonics dude, get with the program!

Brobonics by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

bimbofication 

The process of transforming into an airheaded slut, perfectly happy to be used and degraded.

A sexual fetish.

"His kink is bimbofication." "She likes to role play bimbofication fantasies."

bimbofication by Faultliner November 4, 2015

bimbonic 

1) Adjective: Resembling a bimbo.
2) Adverb: Performed in an airheaded fashion.

1) She's too into clothing -- she is sooo bimbonic!
2) It is bimbonic to want to name your children Barbie and Ken.

bimbonic by G. Thomas August 27, 2006

bobonics 

phrases include - oh. HAILL. NAWW., WHAT!, aiite bet!, say werd (werd), GET WITH THE PROGRAM NIGGA.!, erghh!, yo fUCK UUUUUUUUUU!. MAHHHHHHHHHH DIICKKKKK. grape soda<3, scale of 1 to 10?, it aint easy bein BOEAZY, MAMA CHOI<3, you soft?

person 1 - yo! lets go to the movies
person 2 - on you?
person 1 - no doubt.
person 2 - say word~?
person 1 - word~
person 2 - aiite bet!
person 1 - bet!

(At the movies)
person 1 - yo what movie you wanna watch?
person 2 - broke back mountain
person 1 - OH. HAIIIIIIIIIL. NAW.
person 2 - what.? i heard it got good ratings.
person 1 - you know what else i heard got good rating?
person 2 - what?
person 1 - MAHHH DICKKK.
person 2 - grooow upp.
person 1 - GET WITH THE PROGRAMM NIGGA!
person 2 - -_-

(at the nrb)
person 1: you bringing your girlfriends?
person 2: chyeahh boyy
person 1: say werd.
person 2: werd.
person 1: scale of 1 to 10, how hot?
person 2: 10
person 1: aiite good shit
( meets girlfriends)
person 1: oh hail NAH. DAAA FUCK?

(at the Summit)
person 1: i gotta go see mamachoi and eat dinner
person 2: awww that's mad cute.
person 1: it's aiite. it's free food.
person 2: LOL

(at Springfield Blvd.)
person 2: meet me at spring
person 1: aiite bet
person 2: let's smoke up
person 1: oh hail NAH
person 2: yo nigga, you soft?
person 1: oh hail NAH i aint soft. let's smokee

Your bobonics is getting annoying.

bobonics by BoEaZy February 17, 2010