1) She's too into clothing -- she is sooo bimbonic!
2) It is bimbonic to want to name your children Barbie and Ken.
2) It is bimbonic to want to name your children Barbie and Ken.
by G. Thomas August 28, 2006
Language used by young females while texting or e-mailing. Related to L33T in that it abbreviates and uses symbols in place of words. Only it is done with far less intelligence, an odd use of extra letters despite the other abbreviations, and a savage over-or under-use of punctuation. Often used in elation or retaliation, the written word comes off sounding just as it would spoken by an overexcited, suburban, white high school girl.
"I tried to read her post, but I didn't understand it. Here, see if you can translate Bimbonics"......'seriousllyyy ppl need 2 get livess... like really all u ppl commenting this shittt either don't have lives.. gf's or are complete f&cking losersss to sit on ur computerr all dayyy and critice ppl who prolly look ten million timess better thenn youuu dooo;'
by Medusa Oblongata September 11, 2009
cultural disease afflicting teenage (now prepubescent) girls. Please refer to recording artist Pink's 2006 song "Stupid Girls"
This gym class is infected with a bimbonic plague! (girls in the class with makeup, jewellery and designer clothing, there to be observed rather to gain fitness)
by Anthony L June 14, 2006
Overview:
A horrible plague like pheonmena sweeping throuogh the worst fed, worst dresesd, least intelligent, and McD obseesed, country of the known universe, AMERICA.
Scope:
As far as its scope, its like the black plague that afflicted europe way back then. (when they didnt have MTV *gasp*)
It affects mainly the girls of the good 'ole U-S-OV-A.
As far as symtons go its like AIDs, bad.
Effects:
Symtoms include:(but not limited, also list not entirly cataloged, thanks to massive and constant mutation of the plague strains otherwise known as "fads".)
-Exessive blond hair.
-Growth in at least 2 places *cough*
-Developing a condition called: DITz
-Beer belly lmao.
-Part of the dumbing down of america
-Infected Persons: "bimbo"
-Urge to wear shirts 2 sizes to small
-Reason for the size 0 pants.
-Stoopid Stoopid Stoopid
-Gave the color pink a whole new meaning (ITS FUCKING EERYEHERERERERE)
-Pink is the new black and there loving eachother (you never see pink on shirts w/o black)
-Overly dyed, falling out hair.
-167.9% PREP
-the reason Abercrombie is a sucessful company
-Urge to form 'clicks' with other infected persons. (eg: stoopid ppl)
-Hitting annonomously on Rap ppl
Cures:(include)
-Goths
-Breaking a nail
-Not showering for 5 minutes
-the mall being nuked
-College
-Life
-Taxes
-Death
-(death of rich parents)
-Napalm applied to infected persons house
-Week old cloths
-Cell phone bannage! (aka, Ur Cell phone minutes just... got... BELEETE"D!!!!)
-Surgicaly removing the word "like" from said persons english vocabulary(/smallish brain)
-AIM being permenantly BELEETE"D from said persons computer.
-An AIM virus
Known Causes:
-Cheerleading
-Estregen
-teenage yrs
-Rap (pretening thier black actaully almost the exact opposite)
A horrible plague like pheonmena sweeping throuogh the worst fed, worst dresesd, least intelligent, and McD obseesed, country of the known universe, AMERICA.
Scope:
As far as its scope, its like the black plague that afflicted europe way back then. (when they didnt have MTV *gasp*)
It affects mainly the girls of the good 'ole U-S-OV-A.
As far as symtons go its like AIDs, bad.
Effects:
Symtoms include:(but not limited, also list not entirly cataloged, thanks to massive and constant mutation of the plague strains otherwise known as "fads".)
-Exessive blond hair.
-Growth in at least 2 places *cough*
-Developing a condition called: DITz
-Beer belly lmao.
-Part of the dumbing down of america
-Infected Persons: "bimbo"
-Urge to wear shirts 2 sizes to small
-Reason for the size 0 pants.
-Stoopid Stoopid Stoopid
-Gave the color pink a whole new meaning (ITS FUCKING EERYEHERERERERE)
-Pink is the new black and there loving eachother (you never see pink on shirts w/o black)
-Overly dyed, falling out hair.
-167.9% PREP
-the reason Abercrombie is a sucessful company
-Urge to form 'clicks' with other infected persons. (eg: stoopid ppl)
-Hitting annonomously on Rap ppl
Cures:(include)
-Goths
-Breaking a nail
-Not showering for 5 minutes
-the mall being nuked
-College
-Life
-Taxes
-Death
-(death of rich parents)
-Napalm applied to infected persons house
-Week old cloths
-Cell phone bannage! (aka, Ur Cell phone minutes just... got... BELEETE"D!!!!)
-Surgicaly removing the word "like" from said persons english vocabulary(/smallish brain)
-AIM being permenantly BELEETE"D from said persons computer.
-An AIM virus
Known Causes:
-Cheerleading
-Estregen
-teenage yrs
-Rap (pretening thier black actaully almost the exact opposite)
by Checkov- May 11, 2005