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bimbonic plague
cultural disease afflicting teenage (now prepubescent) girls. Please refer to recording artist Pink's 2006 song "Stupid Girls"
This gym class is infected with a bimbonic plague! (girls in the class with makeup, jewellery and designer clothing, there to be observed rather to gain fitness)
bimbonic plague by Anthony L June 16, 2006
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bimbonic plague
Overview:
A horrible plague like pheonmena sweeping throuogh the worst fed, worst dresesd, least intelligent, and McD obseesed, country of the known universe, AMERICA.
Scope:
As far as its scope, its like the black plague that afflicted europe way back then. (when they didnt have MTV *gasp*)
It affects mainly the girls of the good 'ole U-S-OV-A.
As far as symtons go its like AIDs, bad.
Effects:
Symtoms include:(but not limited, also list not entirly cataloged, thanks to massive and constant mutation of the plague strains otherwise known as "fads".)
-Exessive blond hair.
-Growth in at least 2 places *cough*
-Developing a condition called: DITz
-Beer belly lmao.
-Part of the dumbing down of america
-Infected Persons: "bimbo"
-Urge to wear shirts 2 sizes to small
-Reason for the size 0 pants.
-Stoopid Stoopid Stoopid
-Gave the color pink a whole new meaning (ITS FUCKING EERYEHERERERERE)
-Pink is the new black and there loving eachother (you never see pink on shirts w/o black)
-Overly dyed, falling out hair.
-167.9% PREP
-the reason Abercrombie is a sucessful company
-Urge to form 'clicks' with other infected persons. (eg: stoopid ppl)
-Hitting annonomously on Rap ppl
Cures:(include)
-Goths
-Breaking a nail
-Not showering for 5 minutes
-the mall being nuked
-College
-Life
-Taxes
-Death
-(death of rich parents)
-Napalm applied to infected persons house
-Week old cloths
-Cell phone bannage! (aka, Ur Cell phone minutes just... got... BELEETE"D!!!!)
-Surgicaly removing the word "like" from said persons english vocabulary(/smallish brain)
-AIM being permenantly BELEETE"D from said persons computer.
-An AIM virus
Known Causes:
-Cheerleading
-Estregen
-teenage yrs
-Rap (pretening thier black actaully almost the exact opposite)
A horrible plague like pheonmena sweeping throuogh the worst fed, worst dresesd, least intelligent, and McD obseesed, country of the known universe, AMERICA.
Scope:
As far as its scope, its like the black plague that afflicted europe way back then. (when they didnt have MTV *gasp*)
It affects mainly the girls of the good 'ole U-S-OV-A.
As far as symtons go its like AIDs, bad.
Effects:
Symtoms include:(but not limited, also list not entirly cataloged, thanks to massive and constant mutation of the plague strains otherwise known as "fads".)
-Exessive blond hair.
-Growth in at least 2 places *cough*
-Developing a condition called: DITz
-Beer belly lmao.
-Part of the dumbing down of america
-Infected Persons: "bimbo"
-Urge to wear shirts 2 sizes to small
-Reason for the size 0 pants.
-Stoopid Stoopid Stoopid
-Gave the color pink a whole new meaning (ITS FUCKING EERYEHERERERERE)
-Pink is the new black and there loving eachother (you never see pink on shirts w/o black)
-Overly dyed, falling out hair.
-167.9% PREP
-the reason Abercrombie is a sucessful company
-Urge to form 'clicks' with other infected persons. (eg: stoopid ppl)
-Hitting annonomously on Rap ppl
Cures:(include)
-Goths
-Breaking a nail
-Not showering for 5 minutes
-the mall being nuked
-College
-Life
-Taxes
-Death
-(death of rich parents)
-Napalm applied to infected persons house
-Week old cloths
-Cell phone bannage! (aka, Ur Cell phone minutes just... got... BELEETE"D!!!!)
-Surgicaly removing the word "like" from said persons english vocabulary(/smallish brain)
-AIM being permenantly BELEETE"D from said persons computer.
-An AIM virus
Known Causes:
-Cheerleading
-Estregen
-teenage yrs
-Rap (pretening thier black actaully almost the exact opposite)
bimbonic plague by Checkov- May 10, 2005
Biebonic Plague
An epidemic sweeping the nation, which involves young girls becoming obsessed with Justin Bieber. Scientists are currently working on an anti-biotic, but there is no tangible end in sight.
12 year old girl: OMG I'm totally the person Justin Bieber is talking about in "Somebody to Love"!!!
Reasonable Person: Damn girl, you've got a serious case of Biebonic Plague.
Reasonable Person: Damn girl, you've got a serious case of Biebonic Plague.
Biebonic Plague by N-Cads September 13, 2010
bimbofication
The process of transforming into an airheaded slut, perfectly happy to be used and degraded.
A sexual fetish.
A sexual fetish.
bimbofication by Faultliner November 4, 2015
Word of the Day on April 1, 2026
Biebonics
The adoption, in media interviews, by the Canadian Mr. Bieber, under the tutelage of an American coach, of a black hip-hop-artist-style drawl, together with appropriate vocabulary traits, in an effort to sound more like an acceptably cool black American musician, and less like an uncool white Canadian tween idol.
Interviewer: So, today I'm happy to welcome to the show, Justin Bieber!
JB: Yes, ma'am.
Interviewer: How's it going, Justin?
JB: Cool, ma'am. It's all cool. (consults a small piece of paper titled "Today's Biebonics Vocabulary") Aks me anythang, ma'am. Thang ya.
JB: Yes, ma'am.
Interviewer: How's it going, Justin?
JB: Cool, ma'am. It's all cool. (consults a small piece of paper titled "Today's Biebonics Vocabulary") Aks me anythang, ma'am. Thang ya.
Biebonics by Angelina Armstrong-Strongarm March 31, 2011
bombonical
bombonical by Karl2222 September 13, 2009
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