bills cream

any one of greasy hair products of vain twatty types

why does tricky put so much bills cream on his sweed, he's such a snozztozzle

by forenzic September 16, 2004

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dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens

Something to say when you are overwhelmed with what has happened. It's also funny to visualize it.

Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!

by von groovy June 28, 2017

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my balls sour cream

"My balls Sour cream" is a saying that you say to friends and ONLY friends because if you say it out loud in any public situation you will be arrested on the spot.

"Broo my balls sour cream"

by Sleepyboibear October 1, 2022

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Cream of balls

The act of creaming onto ones ballsack, then performing a "t-bag" with the partner, the desired effect that the balls taste like semen. (also known as "penis pudding")

"Sup bill, would you do last night?"

"Well, I fed the mrs some cream of balls."

by LollerRzk July 1, 2006

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