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Adjective Something pretentious, pointless or awkward, including behaviour.

'Twatty' may cause offence. Especially to twats.
Typical twatty students showing off.

Low rent celebs getting twatty on TV.

Filling out this twatty tax rebate.

When they call on the rules, they're not being fair, they're just being twatty.
by Memeticmagic May 30, 2007
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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someone or something which is daft. a light hearted twist to the insult'twat' but more acceptable for use in public
for flips sake sandra stop prancing round the place like a twatty and lay the table.
by letty hunt July 09, 2003
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Somebody who has an annoying ring tone such as "warning it's the wife" and works in an office environment, is deemed as "twatty". They also like to wear a "comical" jesters hat and go by the name Rick (with a silent P).
"tut, how twatty are they?"
by funnyas May 19, 2009
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a man having womanly emotional qualities that would lead you to believe he may be sporting a vagina; a man who acts like a woman more than a woman.
*John* is being so emotional about his break-up with *Jane* of only 3 days. He's acting so twatty.
by frvscnt1106 January 23, 2011
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A mussel - the seafood, shell fish. Called this due to the resemblance of a shelled mussel to a woman's pussy. Pussy = twat, so mussels are twattys.
For a snack I ate mushy peas and twattys
by SteveMickPete June 09, 2006
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