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Bakered

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Well known for his stupidity and glorious fuckups; the term "Bakered" was created after the infamous Corey Baker. This term is slang forscrewed up, or fucked up.
Terrell Owens schooled the corner on a double move, Owens then Bakered the catch.
Bakered by 13B-MSP June 8, 2010

polish bikeride 

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verb: something akin to a texas chili bowl, involving a bike wheel, sausage, and an anus/grundle. One inserts the sausage into another's anus and spins the wheel to give the person's grundle an indian sunburn.
Wow, that bully sure got Billy good with that polish bike ride.
polish bikeride by yeedogg November 10, 2004

Bakered

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Term coined after the late great Shaun baker; bakered means to ingest illicit substance to the point of near overdose, while simultaneously receiving an ass full of man love.
When I woke up I had a headache and my ass hurt, I must have gotten bakered again.
Bakered by SirDunksAlot February 14, 2020

bakered

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When someone says they are on their way to hang out in a short amount of time. Then never shows up and doesn't answer their phone. If this happens you have been bakered.
Ray: I called Nick, he said 5 minutes till he gets here just getting gas. Steve: Alright cool. *50 minutes pass* *Steve calls Nick, no answer* Steve: We officially just got bakered.

bivered 

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To be destroyed, or smashed. Destruction usually caused by a drunken state. Does not work, will not start, write off, in the hospital are all phrases you will hear when someone or something is bivered.
Man I bivered my ankle jumping off that building, now they have to amputate. I bivered my car last night, and wrapped it around a telephone post. My snowmobile is bivered after driving it intoxicated. I'm just right bivered after the 26 of seagrums
bivered by big tings poppin January 23, 2011

i'm bakered 

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A Middlesbrough term for being baked or stoned
Mate I'm bakered snoops weed is mint
i'm bakered by Sam Coulton October 31, 2013
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Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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