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Well known for his stupidity and glorious fuckups; the term "Bakered" was created after the infamous Corey Baker. This term is slang forscrewed up, or fucked up.
Terrell Owens schooled the corner on a double move, Owens then Bakered the catch.
Bakered by 13B-MSP June 8, 2010

polish bikeride 

verb: something akin to a texas chili bowl, involving a bike wheel, sausage, and an anus/grundle. One inserts the sausage into another's anus and spins the wheel to give the person's grundle an indian sunburn.
Wow, that bully sure got Billy good with that polish bike ride.
polish bikeride by yeedogg November 10, 2004
Term coined after the late great Shaun baker; bakered means to ingest illicit substance to the point of near overdose, while simultaneously receiving an ass full of man love.
When I woke up I had a headache and my ass hurt, I must have gotten bakered again.
Bakered by SirDunksAlot February 14, 2020
When someone says they are on their way to hang out in a short amount of time. Then never shows up and doesn't answer their phone. If this happens you have been bakered.
Ray: I called Nick, he said 5 minutes till he gets here just getting gas. Steve: Alright cool. *50 minutes pass* *Steve calls Nick, no answer* Steve: We officially just got bakered.
To be destroyed, or smashed. Destruction usually caused by a drunken state. Does not work, will not start, write off, in the hospital are all phrases you will hear when someone or something is bivered.
Man I bivered my ankle jumping off that building, now they have to amputate. I bivered my car last night, and wrapped it around a telephone post. My snowmobile is bivered after driving it intoxicated. I'm just right bivered after the 26 of seagrums
bivered by big tings poppin January 23, 2011

i'm bakered 

A Middlesbrough term for being baked or stoned
Mate I'm bakered snoops weed is mint
i'm bakered by Sam Coulton October 31, 2013
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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