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Term coined after the late great Shaun baker; bakered means to ingest illicit substance to the point of near overdose, while simultaneously receiving an ass full of man love.
When I woke up I had a headache and my ass hurt, I must have gotten bakered again.
by SirDunksAlot February 14, 2020

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When one man uses his mouth, throat, stomach, and other digestive organs to keep another mans semen alive for days or weeks at a time.
Shaun doesn’t have children. Yes, he does. There’s billions living in his stomach right now. He is a walking incubaker.
by SirDunksAlot December 10, 2020

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