Bakered

Well known for his stupidity and glorious fuckups; the term "Bakered" was created after the infamous Corey Baker. This term is slang forscrewed up, or fucked up.

Terrell Owens schooled the corner on a double move, Owens then Bakered the catch.

by 13B-MSP June 8, 2010

Bakered

Term coined after the late great Shaun baker; bakered means to ingest illicit substance to the point of near overdose, while simultaneously receiving an ass full of man love.

When I woke up I had a headache and my ass hurt, I must have gotten bakered again.

by SirDunksAlot February 14, 2020

bakered

When someone says they are on their way to hang out in a short amount of time. Then never shows up and doesn't answer their phone. If this happens you have been bakered.

Ray: I called Nick, he said 5 minutes till he gets here just getting gas. Steve: Alright cool. *50 minutes pass* *Steve calls Nick, no answer* Steve: We officially just got bakered.

by beenbakeredmultipletimes January 2, 2010

Bakered

To have an object that is thrown to poke one of your eyes.

Watch where you are throwing that pencil! You almost Bakered me!

by Sir Sven II January 12, 2009

Bakered

When everyone gets a discount but you.

All of my friends got 20% off their meal but me. I got Bakered for sure.

by P.O.6 May 1, 2020

Bakered

To be smooth talked into something. Pursuaded with sweetness. Convinced with charm that what you are being convinced to do will be rewarding.

Jason done bakered me into buying him food.

by SiNNiSTeR74 September 17, 2020

i'm bakered

A Middlesbrough term for being baked or stoned

Mate I'm bakered snoops weed is mint

by Sam Coulton October 31, 2013