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bitchkateers 

Combination of bitch and musketeer.

1. A cabal whose unifying theme is their shared need to complain.

2. The group of people you call, text or email when you feel the need to bitch about something.

- coined by Alison the Angry Redhead on August 22, 2005.
This blog will have no useful purpose. It will simply provide my fellow bitchkateers and I with a forum for discussing what the hell is wrong with people.
bitchkateers by iiams September 10, 2005

Biatchaman 

A biatchaman can be either male or female and is a person that enjoys to be pleasured by small farm animals such a piglets, geese and chickens.
"Quick hide babe the biatchaman is on her way!"

"When the chicken gets pulled out its neck is usually coated in shit"
Biatchaman by FreakySimon June 4, 2009

biatchass 

A cousin of bitchass, with generally the same meaning. A little softer on the tongue though. You can use it instead of "Shit" or "Dam" too. You only hear the "Bia" and "sssss" when you say it fast so it's fun to say it. If there's more than 1 biatchass, then you say "Biatchasses" but pronounced Biatchsssszzzzz Kinda cleans the tongue..
You fucken biatchass, shut ya biatchass up.
biatchass by A dude who lives in November 9, 2006

Biatchalism

1. A disease from which one suffers from. It cannot be cured and never goes away. It causes irritability and may cause sudden outbursts of stupidity (obscene words). Usually found in the female gender but also affects males. These people are usually referred to as a Biatch. Show's Biatch symptoms regularly no matter who they're socializing with. One who suffers from this disease is truly a Biatch inside and out.
Man1: Yo, that chick last night was a total Biatch!
Man2: No man, she's always that way. She suffers from Biatchalism.
Biatchalism by CheddarLemmonade July 15, 2014
Hey for this coming patry can you get Bitchka?
Bitchka by mimmomimomomimimom August 2, 2003

bitchkateer 

a group of princesses that always wins.
bitchkateer>the bangerrrrssss.
bitchkateer by makeitrain. August 6, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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