Bitchwank, Bitch wank

1: Term given to the actions of a woman who has been defined as a bitch, sexually pleasuring a man's phallus by use of her hands.

Often seen as a derogatory term for women who perform inadequately during said stimulation.

2: Term given to define someone of minor intelligence or who has shown an inability to perform menial tasks.

Often considered vulgar and crass in social situations.

1:

Terry: What happened last night with that girl?

Bob: Oh, her? She was a total bitchwank. I tell you man, never again.

2:

Man: He's acting like such a bitchwank. He's broken five conveyor belts today! I'm going to fire him one of these days.

Bitchwank by Richiedee123 September 10, 2011

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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