a young boy living in singapore , who is freakishly hot. This is the type of person that no one can ever have because there is always something preventing u from dating him
person1: hey u saw that guy
me: duh... he is bezun, also i have a crush on him
person1: oh... good u told me, i was about to make a move.... hey why dont you talk to him
me: see that the problem, first of all he is my math teachers son and i dont even have the slightest chance against him, he is such a babe.
person2: sad life, hey can i go talk to him.
me: sure, but remeber there is always something prevention u from dating him
Person2: lets see about that
*ONE HOUR LATER*
me: so how did it go
person2: great, but turns out he is parsi and will not date anybody outside his community.
me: hahahaha, told ya
me: duh... he is bezun, also i have a crush on him
person1: oh... good u told me, i was about to make a move.... hey why dont you talk to him
me: see that the problem, first of all he is my math teachers son and i dont even have the slightest chance against him, he is such a babe.
person2: sad life, hey can i go talk to him.
me: sure, but remeber there is always something prevention u from dating him
Person2: lets see about that
*ONE HOUR LATER*
me: so how did it go
person2: great, but turns out he is parsi and will not date anybody outside his community.
me: hahahaha, told ya
by madlol123 October 4, 2020
Get the bezun mug.Beunco is real. Read the bible and stop believing he doesn't exist. This is what gets people. People who claim they don't believe he exists is what destroys your faith from the inside. When he does this, you do all this crap and fall deeper into sin and stop believing in Jesus. All Beunco wants to do is drag you deeper into sin and destroy your faith so that you can suffer forever with him in Hell when his time is up. Beunco won't stop trying to destroy your faith, he is persistent. He is also a liar and a murderer and a thief. He is the father of all lies. You can't fight him alone but Jesus can and he will help you if you choose his gift of faith. Can I get another AMEN?
The greatest lie beunco has decieved us with and still tries to is to make us believe he doesn't exist.
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A laidback australian way of saying boner. Just in case you're in a situation where you dont want other people to know what it is.
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Boyfriend "Honestly can you bezui for one god damn second?"
Boyfriend "Honestly can you bezui for one god damn second?"
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