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a young boy living in singapore , who is freakishly hot. This is the type of person that no one can ever have because there is always something preventing u from dating him
person1: hey u saw that guy
me: duh... he is bezun, also i have a crush on him
person1: oh... good u told me, i was about to make a move.... hey why dont you talk to him
me: see that the problem, first of all he is my math teachers son and i dont even have the slightest chance against him, he is such a babe.
person2: sad life, hey can i go talk to him.
me: sure, but remeber there is always something prevention u from dating him
Person2: lets see about that
*ONE HOUR LATER*
me: so how did it go
person2: great, but turns out he is parsi and will not date anybody outside his community.
me: hahahaha, told ya
bezun by madlol123 October 4, 2020
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Beunco is real. Read the bible and stop believing he doesn't exist. This is what gets people. People who claim they don't believe he exists is what destroys your faith from the inside. When he does this, you do all this crap and fall deeper into sin and stop believing in Jesus. All Beunco wants to do is drag you deeper into sin and destroy your faith so that you can suffer forever with him in Hell when his time is up. Beunco won't stop trying to destroy your faith, he is persistent. He is also a liar and a murderer and a thief. He is the father of all lies. You can't fight him alone but Jesus can and he will help you if you choose his gift of faith. Can I get another AMEN?
The greatest lie beunco has decieved us with and still tries to is to make us believe he doesn't exist.
Beunco by sanchosuitcase December 25, 2022
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A laidback australian way of saying boner. Just in case you're in a situation where you dont want other people to know what it is.
Dude, Michelle walked past me in history class in a tight ass skirt. I popped a fat beunie
beunie by wesleyJstack September 20, 2010

I have not yet begun to fight 

One of the earliest recorded instances of talking shit in American history, uttered by the father of shit talking, the legendary John Paul Jones. Would roughly translate to "Nigga I ain't even been tryin" today.
Tyrone you a bitch, I'm up 17-6, check.
I have not yet begun to fight!

bemungled 

dude last night pat took one hit from that grav bong and got so bemungled he got lost when he closed his eyes
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A request to silence someones talking.
Girlfriend " So ya lets go to the movies, then shopping, then we can make supper, and.. hey! Are you even listening?"

Boyfriend "Honestly can you bezui for one god damn second?"
Bezui by Asland November 6, 2010

Bejungle 

Bee-Jungle (Verb)- To entrap, tangle, touch, tease, or do any action to human genitalia.
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Bejungle by Kule October 12, 2009
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