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Getting a boner (or just getting turned on) from Beau Bokan.
I was at a blessthefall concert today, and when Beau walked on stage, I immediately got a beauner.
Beauner by Captain Smelly Eyes August 1, 2012
An erect penis that, somehow, radiates undeniable beauty.
When I saw his beauner my heart skipped a beat!
Beauner by Beau Bice January 13, 2010
When you get an erection in the presence of somebody named Beau.
Mitch: Yo what is that in your pants.
Ruben: Oh no! Looks like I have a Beauner.
JP: Wow! I'm much better looking and smarter than any of you.
Ruben: Yeah I hope nobody else notices my Beauner
Beauner by Swag Master Cloud November 13, 2011
When you have a threesome with 2 people. Sucking your own dick and getting fucked in the butt
I’m horny bro, wanna beauner together?
Beauner by Boomtard April 7, 2026

beanergy 

(1), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘energy’ / extra energy felt from drinking coffee, or eating chocolate-covered coffee beans

(2), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘synergy’ / when different coffees are blended together to form a perfect brew
(1), I've been drinking espresso all morning and I’m buzzed with beanergy: ‘beanergized’.

(2), I’d thought my blend of Java was the ultimate – but with this new one is the epitome of beanergy.

House Beaner 

A Mexican that sucks up to the white man to gain favor.
“ When Mr Johnson comes around that Vato kisses his ass because he wants to go golfing with that Gringo. Damn house Beaner.