Beauner

A male in his 30's-40's who dates a female under 21. The male equivalent of a female "puma."

Did you see that Beauner in the bar last night trying to pick up my little sister?

Beauner by Batdog October 18, 2012

Beauner

Getting a boner (or just getting turned on) from Beau Bokan.

I was at a blessthefall concert today, and when Beau walked on stage, I immediately got a beauner.

Beauner by Captain Smelly Eyes August 1, 2012

Beauner

An erect penis that, somehow, radiates undeniable beauty.

When I saw his beauner my heart skipped a beat!

Beauner by Beau Bice January 13, 2010

Beauner

When you get an erection in the presence of somebody named Beau.

Mitch: Yo what is that in your pants.
Ruben: Oh no! Looks like I have a Beauner.
JP: Wow! I'm much better looking and smarter than any of you.
Ruben: Yeah I hope nobody else notices my Beauner

Beauner by Swag Master Cloud November 13, 2011

Beauner

When you have a threesome with 2 people. Sucking your own dick and getting fucked in the butt

I’m horny bro, wanna beauner together?

Beauner by Boomtard April 7, 2026

beanergy 

(1), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘energy’ / extra energy felt from drinking coffee, or eating chocolate-covered coffee beans

(2), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘synergy’ / when different coffees are blended together to form a perfect brew

(1), I've been drinking espresso all morning and I’m buzzed with beanergy: ‘beanergized’.

(2), I’d thought my blend of Java was the ultimate – but with this new one is the epitome of beanergy.

beanergy by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 7, 2013

House Beaner 

A Mexican that sucks up to the white man to gain favor.

“ When Mr Johnson comes around that Vato kisses his ass because he wants to go golfing with that Gringo. Damn house Beaner.

House Beaner by Jalapeño ass burn March 9, 2020