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bewiddled 

To have urinated upon oneself
"I see thou hast bewiddled thyself"
bewiddled by TheSlaom November 6, 2022
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Bewiddled 

To fiddle with someone in church whilst the priest says grace
“Jeez, you bewiddled her in in front of the priest, you balling
Bewiddled by Something weird January 22, 2019

befuddled 

Utterly confused and disordered
This web site is befuddleing
befuddled by I'm not tellin August 24, 2003

Bediddle 

To take your hand and to repetitively slap the inner parts of the calf muscles between ones legs. IT CANNOT BE ABOVE THE KNEES IT MUST BE BELOW. It must also be from the behind, otherwise it doesn't qualify as a true bediddle.
"Hahaha I just bediddled Sammie!"

"Gretchen, if you bediddle me again I will destroy you."
Bediddle by Asian Station November 11, 2018

bediddle 

The act of tapping the interior roof of a car and yelling "bediddle" once a car with only one headlight is spotted on the road.
In one variation on the game, the last passenger (driver included) to tap the ceiling and say "bediddle" must remove one item of clothing.
In other variations, the loser must buy their fellow passengers a drink. (Not necessarily alcoholic. Just a drink.)

((Upon spotting a single-headlit car))
"BEDIDDLE!"
"BEDIDDLE!"
"BEDIDDLE"
" aaaaw man!"
{chorus} "TAKE IT OFF!"
bediddle by Luciefer September 26, 2005

Befuddled 

It befuddled me that the love of my life thought Kristen Stewart was hott.
Befuddled by tommehghost June 22, 2009

Befuddled Penguin 

The walk done by a man whose pants are around his ankles, when fellacio has stopped pre climax. Normally accompanied by a confused look upon his face.
"WTF come back 'ere....." -mind set during befuddled penguin.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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