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Bewiddled 

To fiddle with someone in church whilst the priest says grace
“Jeez, you bewiddled her in in front of the priest, you balling”
Bewiddled by Something weird January 22, 2019

befuddled 

Utterly confused and disordered
This web site is befuddleing
befuddled by I'm not tellin August 24, 2003

Bediddle 

To take your hand and to repetitively slap the inner parts of the calf muscles between ones legs. IT CANNOT BE ABOVE THE KNEES IT MUST BE BELOW. It must also be from the behind, otherwise it doesn't qualify as a true bediddle.
"Hahaha I just bediddled Sammie!"

"Gretchen, if you bediddle me again I will destroy you."
Bediddle by Asian Station November 11, 2018

bediddle 

The act of tapping the interior roof of a car and yelling "bediddle" once a car with only one headlight is spotted on the road.
In one variation on the game, the last passenger (driver included) to tap the ceiling and say "bediddle" must remove one item of clothing.
In other variations, the loser must buy their fellow passengers a drink. (Not necessarily alcoholic. Just a drink.)
((Upon spotting a single-headlit car))
"BEDIDDLE!"
"BEDIDDLE!"
"BEDIDDLE"
" aaaaw man!"
{chorus} "TAKE IT OFF!"
bediddle by Luciefer September 26, 2005

Befuddled 

It befuddled me that the love of my life thought Kristen Stewart was hott.
Befuddled by tommehghost June 22, 2009

Befuddled Penguin 

The walk done by a man whose pants are around his ankles, when fellacio has stopped pre climax. Normally accompanied by a confused look upon his face.
"WTF come back 'ere....." -mind set during befuddled penguin.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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