bewiddled

To have urinated upon oneself

"I see thou hast bewiddled thyself"

by TheSlaom November 6, 2022

Bewiddled

To fiddle with someone in church whilst the priest says grace

“Jeez, you bewiddled her in in front of the priest, you balling”

by Something weird January 22, 2019

befuddled

Utterly confused and disordered

This web site is befuddleing

by I'm not tellin August 24, 2003

Bediddle

To take your hand and to repetitively slap the inner parts of the calf muscles between ones legs. IT CANNOT BE ABOVE THE KNEES IT MUST BE BELOW. It must also be from the behind, otherwise it doesn't qualify as a true bediddle.

"Hahaha I just bediddled Sammie!"

"Gretchen, if you bediddle me again I will destroy you."

by Asian Station November 11, 2018

bediddle

The act of tapping the interior roof of a car and yelling "bediddle" once a car with only one headlight is spotted on the road.
In one variation on the game, the last passenger (driver included) to tap the ceiling and say "bediddle" must remove one item of clothing.
In other variations, the loser must buy their fellow passengers a drink. (Not necessarily alcoholic. Just a drink.)

((Upon spotting a single-headlit car))
"BEDIDDLE!"
"BEDIDDLE!"
"BEDIDDLE"
" aaaaw man!"
{chorus} "TAKE IT OFF!"

by Luciefer September 26, 2005

Befuddled

The feeling or act of being Surprised

It befuddled me that the love of my life thought Kristen Stewart was hott.

by tommehghost June 22, 2009

Befuddled Penguin

The walk done by a man whose pants are around his ankles, when fellacio has stopped pre climax. Normally accompanied by a confused look upon his face.

"WTF come back 'ere....." -mind set during befuddled penguin.

by UrbanVVraith May 4, 2009