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befuddled 

Utterly confused and disordered
This web site is befuddleing
befuddled by I'm not tellin August 24, 2003

Bediddle 

To take your hand and to repetitively slap the inner parts of the calf muscles between ones legs. IT CANNOT BE ABOVE THE KNEES IT MUST BE BELOW. It must also be from the behind, otherwise it doesn't qualify as a true bediddle.
"Hahaha I just bediddled Sammie!"

"Gretchen, if you bediddle me again I will destroy you."
Bediddle by Asian Station November 11, 2018

bediddle 

The act of tapping the interior roof of a car and yelling "bediddle" once a car with only one headlight is spotted on the road.
In one variation on the game, the last passenger (driver included) to tap the ceiling and say "bediddle" must remove one item of clothing.
In other variations, the loser must buy their fellow passengers a drink. (Not necessarily alcoholic. Just a drink.)
((Upon spotting a single-headlit car))
"BEDIDDLE!"
"BEDIDDLE!"
"BEDIDDLE"
" aaaaw man!"
{chorus} "TAKE IT OFF!"
bediddle by Luciefer September 26, 2005

Befuddled 

It befuddled me that the love of my life thought Kristen Stewart was hott.
Befuddled by tommehghost June 22, 2009
They know too much, we must plug their ears with bananas and attempt to befuddle them.
Befuddle by Brian Abenes April 17, 2004

Befuddled Penguin 

The walk done by a man whose pants are around his ankles, when fellacio has stopped pre climax. Normally accompanied by a confused look upon his face.
"WTF come back 'ere....." -mind set during befuddled penguin.