9 definitions by kagus christ

one who is better described in terms of an organization than in terms of himself; one who has been successfully converted from a piece of humanity into a piece of technology.
stubblefield, that nihilist douche, fired you because he is a company man, and therefore has no involvement in the human social contract. god have mercy on our fucking souls; he is an argument against life.
by kagus christ December 3, 2004
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1) a firm, stubbly guardian of fashionable justice.

2) a snuggly benefactor of fabulous-smelling gluteal ambition.
a: "dude do you have any moisturizer?"
b: "you're such a cute little fagbuns."
by kagus christ December 7, 2004
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1. to dry-hump

2. to assert oneself with unnecessary or inexplicable tenacity, esp. when less aggressive means are readily available

see also: huffing on my piece
a. "can one of y'all please tag in? this bitch is riding my fucking jock!"

b. if unger keeps riding my jock about this fucking project, i'm just not fucking coming in tomorrow.
by kagus christ March 3, 2005
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a trivial inconvenience or negligibly unfavorable circumstance.
in the name of our lord and savior, this fucking song is an argument against life!
by kagus christ December 3, 2004
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1. in poor condition
2. the quality or state describing a woman whose vagina has suffered considerable traffic and is likely to be hosting sexually-transmitted infection.
"bra, i would hump your sister but she looks pretty busted up."
by kagus christ November 3, 2003
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the state or quality of being lamentable, disfavorable, unfortunate.
by kagus christ October 30, 2003
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1. to sexually aggress upon; literally -to breathe heavily on one's penis

2. to assert oneself with unnecessary or inexplicable tenacity, esp. when less aggressive means are readily available

see also: riding my jock
a. "bro, you should try to hit that. she's been huffing on your piece all night."

b. "muthafucka please! joseph's been huffing on my piece to get this project done by 5. i think i'm gonna go get hammered instead."
by kagus christ March 3, 2005
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