beaness

1. the word for a female mexican
2. the penis of a mexican.

1. "Did the beaness refill the toilet paper yet?"
2. "Did you see that beaness in the stall between us?" "dude, what are you, gay?"

by iq911506 November 9, 2010

beanerschneitzel

a cross between a mexican and a german.

oh my gosh, alexandra is such a beanerschneitzel.

by yomama99999 February 18, 2010

Euro Beaners

People from Spain. More lazy and less skilled in yard work and construction than US beaners. They also speak Spanish at 5000 words a minute.

When do beaners become euro beaners?

When they date your daughter.

by T Macalicious April 24, 2014

beatness

the state or quality of being lamentable, disfavorable, unfortunate.

"that fucking dog pissed on my tacos. beatness!"

by kagus christ October 30, 2003

beanerschnitzel

A child born to parents of mixed back ground. Specifically half mexican and half german.

When Mexicans in the US Army are stationed in Germany there are sure to be many a beanerschnitzels running around very soon.

by phil January 13, 2005

Big Beaners

An Amarillo Tx restaurant owned by Quackenbush, A secretly Gay lawyer who frequently uses Grinder for hook ups then publicly hates gays and thinks using derogatory words for a business is okay.
He also makes up things in his head thinking people are out to get him, probably because being a victim of his own mess is more amusing than the life he lives hiding his sexuality.

The Big Beaners needs a real menu, they only sell 3/4 pints of beans, cant get a coke and the burritos dont have beans on them even!!

by LGBTQRSTUV May 30, 2020

beanerschnitzel

A child that is a product of one Mexican parent and one German parent.

"That's a good lookin' kid!"
"Yea, he's a beanerschnitzel."

by burger05 March 19, 2010