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bestaurant

This is hybrid word combining the words best and restaurant. It is used in place of best restaurant.
"What is your favorite restaurant?"

"I'd have to say the bestaurant is the KF Taco"
by Hop on Pop March 27, 2009
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Bestaurant

The best restaurant serving the best cuisine in the best location.
Have you eaten at Savants? OMG! It’s the bestaurant!!
by the4crows April 22, 2023
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Hooters Restaurant

A half-way house for strippers. A business chain that allows females to promote their bodies for tips based upon tits, but clothed.

Hooters Restaurant is a safe haven for strippers who found religion, but want to remain in the 'tips for tits' business. Also, allows females to experiment if their sweater monkeys are marketable to go clothed free.
There goes single mom Helen to work at Hooters Restaurant to support her three children. She found religion and quit dancing naked. She now wears a belly shirt, shorts and carries chicken wings and beer in her cleavage for tips.
by mikeverdill August 18, 2009
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Restaurant Rambo

People who fake or exaggerate veteran's status for perks such as discounts, free meals and prestige.
Look at the restaurant Rambo over there, wearing Walmart camouflage to get a free meal.
by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016
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restaurant gene

The bred in gene of gooks in which they have to have a restaurant, even if it means going bankrupt or puts a strain on other business endeavors or relationships.
by Running out of patience January 28, 2007
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breastaurant

A restaurant specializing not in food but rather in featuring female servers' bodies, usually with an emphasis on breasts. Training ground for exotic dancers. Ex: Hooters, Twin Peaks, Yo Mama's, Bombshells, Bikinis, Tilted Kilt. Wednesday is often Family Night, with discounts for the young'uns.
It's Wednesday, which breastaurant would you kids like to go to for dinner? Your father will be here to pick you up at 6:00 p.m.
by The Wendolyne August 29, 2020
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The Restaurant Effect

Subconsciously drinking water at a restaurant while the waiter refills the glass, resulting in a continuous need to use the bathroom throughout the meal.

This is most often seen in nervous people on first dates
Joe: I drank so much water before she arrived! And when she did, I had to leave to go to the bathroom four times during dinner! She probably thinks I'm so weird...

Steve: don't worry man, you were just suffering from the restaurant effect. It could have happened to anyone!
by Flying starfruit July 30, 2016
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