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gentlemen behold 

What the character Dr. Weird from the Adult Swim TV show Aqua Teen Hunger Force says at the beginning of each episode, even though he is usually only talking to his assistant, Steve.
Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, Behold!!

Dr. Weird: I have created... this thing!
gentlemen behold by Bob882 August 22, 2004

The Game is to be sold, not to be told 

The game is to be sold, NOT to be told. Let me explain; you are meant to make money when you are in the game but you are not suppose to openly discuss the game you are in. This is due to the fact that it will eventually lead to you being ejected from the game. For you see, when you are a player in the game, all the other players in the game have no choice but to "player hate" on you. There is a direct correlation to the amount of hate you receive from other players in the game with how much "weight" you carry in the game. If you are "heavy" in the game, expect a proportional amount of hate from other players in the game. The only way to limit the amount of "player haters" is to either: not discuss the game you are in (it is not to be told), or to take player haters out the Game (i.e. see them deceased). If you do go against this rule of the game and you are ejected from the game, you must realize that it will be extremely difficult to re-enter the game. This is due to another fundamental rule of the game: The game does not wait. Given that the game does not wait and that you have been ejected from the game, you will have to seriously play catch up to re-enter the game. In some instances, it is impossible to re-enter the game. I hope this clarifies the rule about the game being sold and not told.
To make money in a secretive fashion. IE: The game is to be sold, not to be told.
When one guy sticks his fist up the ass of another guy and then grabs his balls and tells him to cough so it squeezes his arm.
Gay guy 1 gave gay guy 2 a benold and they both laughed and fell asleep in each others arms.
benold by Jeffy2shoes April 24, 2009

Behold'ned 

To be visited and observed for the sake of others coming to behold the observably impressive form and figure on display.
The great tree was behold'ned for its presence,; they'd come from miles away to bask in its sparkly tree aura.
Behold'ned by Danny Durden September 22, 2020

truth be sold 

A malapropism of the phrase "truth be told", which is used in situations where the "truth" in question is of the nature of a financial gain.
Tom - "If that band wanted to retain their integrity, they shouldn't have signed to Sony / BMG, and released a pop album"
Doug - "Truth be sold."
truth be sold by malarky2020 March 2, 2009

In the Eyes of the Beholder

Something that not everyone can see/feel about something/someone.
"Her freckles make her beautiful."

"I don't agree, but Beauty is In the Eyes of the Beholder"