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Behold'ned
To be visited and observed for the sake of others coming to behold the observably impressive form and figure on display.
The great tree was behold'ned for its presence,; they'd come from miles away to bask in its sparkly tree aura.
Behold'ned by Danny Durden September 22, 2020
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Behold the Gates
1. A group of small male children who enjoy the ballsacks of other small male children on their upper lip, right under (but not touching), their noses.
2. A general group of douche bags.
2. A general group of douche bags.
Behold the Gates by Bazz the Pokemon wRANGLER March 25, 2009
Behold The Gates
Metalcore band from Dallas, GA. Awesome screamer. douche bag guitarist who thinks he is better than any of his friends. Formerly known as Resist Till Bloodshed
Behold The Gates by shutupordie February 23, 2009
Behold The Architect
A band with a shitty black singer, he can't cary a tune for shit. "WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?!?!?!"
They are not going anywhere. They suck
edit* they have since changed their name to atlantis must burn HOW GAY IS THAT
They are not going anywhere. They suck
edit* they have since changed their name to atlantis must burn HOW GAY IS THAT
Billy "Hey guys you want to go see Behold the Architect tonight?"
Tom "Sure, and after, we can commit suicide"
Tom "Let me guess, their playing at Rocko's?"
Ron "Do they ever play anywhere else"
Billy "no"
Billy "Will they?"
Tom "No"
Tom "Sure, and after, we can commit suicide"
Tom "Let me guess, their playing at Rocko's?"
Ron "Do they ever play anywhere else"
Billy "no"
Billy "Will they?"
Tom "No"
Behold The Architect by Southern NH guy July 2, 2008
Behold My Wheels
Behold My Wheels by pentozali December 28, 2005
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