beholder 

A mythical geek creature created by the Dungeon and Dragons game designers that's orb-like in appearance and has a central eye, and many of eye stalks.

Fuck, that goddamn beholder turned me to stone.

beholder by 5432 July 22, 2003

Beholder 

Extreme brutalilty. Intense feeling of being disinbowled, or having your intestinal track being ripped from your anus, or ass hole

"dude that was crazy"
"DUUUUUDE, the was a beholder

Beholder by Jake Goodwin January 5, 2008

Beholder data 

Data that is created by you but stored and owned by a company. The company displays it to you but you do not have any rights to it. Typically the company says it's not used by anyone else but you and you have the rights to it but in practice the data is really hard to download or use by anything else than the company's own products.

- Hey, the data is harmless let Google have it. I mean what can they do with it?
- What if you want to use it to something else, like controlling your Samsung device?
- I can just download it, no problem, right?
- Nah man, its beholder data only.

Beholder data by Grovkillen February 25, 2019

In the Eyes of the Beholder

Something that not everyone can see/feel about something/someone.

"Her freckles make her beautiful."

"I don't agree, but Beauty is In the Eyes of the Beholder"

In the Eyes of the Beholder by Posideon April 14, 2014

beauty is in the ipod of the beholder 

The stuff that is on your ipod is only stuff you like. Everyone else makes all kinds of negative comments about it, but only you think it is all beautiful.

Her mp3 playlist is so whack. But I guess beauty is in the ipod of the beholder!

beauty is in the ipod of the beholder by Chris Athanas March 4, 2008

beauty is in the eye of the beholder 

Everyone sees beauty in different ways. We all have our own standards & opinions on what we find pleasant to the eye. Beauty is subjective. What one person considers ugly may seem beautiful to another.

I don't think Aunty Anne's boyfriend is that attractive, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I guess. -modified from the web

"But when the Lord comes down to personally bless this mess of a North Carolina public school system, he delivers...MAC STICKS!!!!!!!!!!!! Ya take two cheese sticks, any two cheese sticks. You layer bread... cheese stick... bread. U pop it in the oven just long enough to melt the cheese then ya put em' in those cute little paper boats. NO SEASONING!!!!!!!! BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER & to the beholders, you say "mac sticks" and the kids say "MAC STICKS!!!!". Gordon Ramsey feels a feeling he hasn't felt since his mom made him that ratatouille and he sheds a single MEATY TEAR." - Illymation's video PUBLIC SCHOOL FOOD.

Although beauty is in the eye of the beholder, it stumps profoundly even the greatest scientists how someone could like someone as ugly as you. California is a strange place.

beauty is in the eye of the beholder by HE :) WHO WRITES April 18, 2021

Rusty Beholder 

When you're a player in the streets and a Dungeon master in the sheets. Your horny bard of a partner rolls a 1 for initiative. You choose to put a boon on playing their clam fiddle, they must first go on a quest to find your Rusty Beholder, a creature only summoned by speaking in tongues at the entrance to your Dingy Dungeon.

(In non-nerd, Analingus)

Wench, if you want me to play thy clam fiddle, you best get into the valley and find the Rusty Beholder first!

Rusty Beholder by DirtyDruid December 3, 2022