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In the Eyes of the Beholder
In the Eyes of the Beholder by Posideon April 14, 2014
beauty is in the ipod of the beholder
The stuff that is on your ipod is only stuff you like. Everyone else makes all kinds of negative comments about it, but only you think it is all beautiful.
beauty is in the ipod of the beholder by Chris Athanas March 4, 2008
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Everyone sees beauty in different ways. We all have our own standards & opinions on what we find pleasant to the eye. Beauty is subjective. What one person considers ugly may seem beautiful to another.
I don't think Aunty Anne's boyfriend is that attractive, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I guess. -modified from the web
"But when the Lord comes down to personally bless this mess of a North Carolina public school system, he delivers...MAC STICKS!!!!!!!!!!!! Ya take two cheese sticks, any two cheese sticks. You layer bread... cheese stick... bread. U pop it in the oven just long enough to melt the cheese then ya put em' in those cute little paper boats. NO SEASONING!!!!!!!! BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER & to the beholders, you say "mac sticks" and the kids say "MAC STICKS!!!!". Gordon Ramsey feels a feeling he hasn't felt since his mom made him that ratatouille and he sheds a single MEATY TEAR." - Illymation's video PUBLIC SCHOOL FOOD.
Although beauty is in the eye of the beholder, it stumps profoundly even the greatest scientists how someone could like someone as ugly as you. California is a strange place.
"But when the Lord comes down to personally bless this mess of a North Carolina public school system, he delivers...MAC STICKS!!!!!!!!!!!! Ya take two cheese sticks, any two cheese sticks. You layer bread... cheese stick... bread. U pop it in the oven just long enough to melt the cheese then ya put em' in those cute little paper boats. NO SEASONING!!!!!!!! BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER & to the beholders, you say "mac sticks" and the kids say "MAC STICKS!!!!". Gordon Ramsey feels a feeling he hasn't felt since his mom made him that ratatouille and he sheds a single MEATY TEAR." - Illymation's video PUBLIC SCHOOL FOOD.
Although beauty is in the eye of the beholder, it stumps profoundly even the greatest scientists how someone could like someone as ugly as you. California is a strange place.
beauty is in the eye of the beholder by HE :) WHO WRITES April 18, 2021
Rusty Beholder
When you're a player in the streets and a Dungeon master in the sheets. Your horny bard of a partner rolls a 1 for initiative. You choose to put a boon on playing their clam fiddle, they must first go on a quest to find your Rusty Beholder, a creature only summoned by speaking in tongues at the entrance to your Dingy Dungeon.
(In non-nerd, Analingus)
(In non-nerd, Analingus)
Wench, if you want me to play thy clam fiddle, you best get into the valley and find the Rusty Beholder first!
Rusty Beholder by DirtyDruid December 3, 2022
Theoretical Vagina Beholder
A Mythical Life giving Mother-like person whom provides live mentality within a Living theory-type organism of a child who later grows to become a Theoretical Child Thing.
''The imagination that kid beholds is unexplainable, where does it come from?''
''Well that kid, is what is called a Theoretical Child Thing, and he is born from a Theoretical Vagina Beholder."
''Well that kid, is what is called a Theoretical Child Thing, and he is born from a Theoretical Vagina Beholder."
Theoretical Vagina Beholder by Kris-Z-Furr September 14, 2011
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