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bernardica

really cute girl that works as an art teacher and drinks vine durning class.
Omg, bernardica has perfect tits
by Aleksandar veliki November 20, 2021
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bernardino

Handsome, a perfectionist, very detailed person. Hard working. Someone who is very calm until provoked, then all hell breaks loose. Does not have long term goals, but is spontaneous. A "fly by the seat of your pants" type of guy. Stubborn at first, however can be very loving. Nurturing father. Protective of family. Provider.
Bernardino is a great family man!
by Chavelita2004 February 29, 2016
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Bernardi Party

Much like ex Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s Bunga Bunga parties, a Bernardi party is a gathering of a sexual nature, in this instance involving copulation between humans and another species of mammal. A Bernardi Party is named after Australian Senator, Cory Bernardi, who announced recently that same sex marriage is a gateway to bestiality.
Frank: Hey Dezza, what’s happening Saturday night? Any ladies coming around?
Darren: Na mate, thinking of having a Bernardi Party down at York Peninsular.

Frank: Ooh you are a sick fuck Dez. I’m in.
by Tobster September 21, 2012
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Bernardita

Bernardita is a really nice and sweet girl. She cares for her loved ones and will kill for them. She is very brave and strong like a bear.
-Dude Bernardita is so nice!
-Ikr!
by lilah p. September 12, 2020
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Bernarda

Beautiful, Loyal, trustworthy, fun, always laughing and smiling. Looks mean but smiles as soon as you talk to her.
There's not one day Bernarda doesn't laugh.
by TherealOG33 March 14, 2017
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Bernardis

Damn that's a big bernardis.
by aidanlavarock January 17, 2018
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St. Bernardine

A catholic school in Forest Park that resembles a Southern slave encampment in the 1800s. Kids have gym class once a week, and in a lunch room, although the last principal turned down the offer to construct a new gym sponsored by the candy company across the street. The gym wasn't built because there would be a small sign for Ferrara Pan Co. in it. Tons of advertisements line the church, school, folders with graded papers, even on windows, and what difference did the sign make? The company is across the street anyway.

The faculty teach false information, lack teaching skills, and some try injecting preschoolers' arms with AIDS infected needles, because they could not afford new ones.

The gym teacher abuses students, the lunch lady looks like an Oompa Loompa and a mountain troll had sex and she was the result, and they both have secret meetings behind everyone elses' backs. The school has a very poor curriculum and deep lack of funding, although the hundred thousand dollars they received last year was not enough, and are still in debt.

Children are also forced to do at least ten hours of child labor against their will to leave the school.
"Oh God, I'd rather go to a concentration camp than to St. Bernardine!"

"But dude, you're Jewish!"

"What's your point?"
by LWxxDark Wolf January 21, 2009
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