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Bergman nose technique 

When you're goin down on a girl and you use your tongue in her cum box and your nose in her clit to maximize the experience.
I was gonna go sturgeon fishing the other day and boy howdy did my nose get a wiff of that fish when I proceeded to go to town with the Bergman nose technique.

Bergman Conversation 

When you call someone and they dont pick up so you leave a message. The same person calls you back only you dont pick up so they leave a message. If this pattern keeps happening, You're having a Bergman conversation. Bergman conversations can be as long as people keep calling.
"He moved to Poland so everytime we called eachother the other one was sleeping, it all ended up as one long bergman conversation."
Bergman Conversation by s-t-e-f October 22, 2008

Ingmar Bergman

A great movie director from Sweden who past two weeks ago (30th July). R.I.P.

He made movies like: The Seventh Seal, Fanny & Alexander, Autumn Sonata and The Silence.
Guy A: Did you know that Ingmar Bergman just died?
Guy B: Yeah, I saw it on the news. He was a great filmmaker.
Ingmar Bergman by Shayo August 15, 2007

Ingmar Bergman

Swedens most famous director. He's like a hundred years old, seems to be depressed all the time, an lives alone on a small island outside the swedish coast. Often wears a basque, and are made fun of by swedish comedians.

The movie "The Seventh Seals" is one of his movies.
It's about this guy who meets up with Death, and then they play chess.

- "Vem är du?"
- "Jag är Döden."
- "Kommer du för att hämta mig?"
- "Jag har redan länge gått vid din sida."

Means:

- "Who are you?"
- "I'm Death.
- "Are you coming to get me?"
- "I´ve already been with you for a long time."
- Who's that old guy over there?
- Don't you know, it's Ingmar Bergman.
- Who the f*** is that?
- You ignorant bastard.
Ingmar Bergman by TonyE September 1, 2008
An innuendo creating machine, an individual who's innuendo output is simply unstoppable.
"Aww man, that kid is totally 'Bergman', he's spiting out innuendos like a tsunami of vicious sex related snakes.
Bergman by BERGJEW December 7, 2011
From Berg.

Berg itself is German, meaning mountain. IE: Iceberg, mountain of Ice.

Also spelled Bergmann.
Bergman
Bergman by The.Bergman February 5, 2010