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Bergman nose technique
When you're goin down on a girl and you use your tongue in her cum box and your nose in her clit to maximize the experience.
I was gonna go sturgeon fishing the other day and boy howdy did my nose get a wiff of that fish when I proceeded to go to town with the Bergman nose technique.
Bergman nose technique by THEdickhatch August 30, 2012
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Bergman Conversation
When you call someone and they dont pick up so you leave a message. The same person calls you back only you dont pick up so they leave a message. If this pattern keeps happening, You're having a Bergman conversation. Bergman conversations can be as long as people keep calling.
"He moved to Poland so everytime we called eachother the other one was sleeping, it all ended up as one long bergman conversation."
Bergman Conversation by s-t-e-f October 22, 2008
Ingmar Bergman
A great movie director from Sweden who past two weeks ago (30th July). R.I.P.
He made movies like: The Seventh Seal, Fanny & Alexander, Autumn Sonata and The Silence.
He made movies like: The Seventh Seal, Fanny & Alexander, Autumn Sonata and The Silence.
Guy A: Did you know that Ingmar Bergman just died?
Guy B: Yeah, I saw it on the news. He was a great filmmaker.
Guy B: Yeah, I saw it on the news. He was a great filmmaker.
Ingmar Bergman by Shayo August 15, 2007
Ingmar Bergman
Swedens most famous director. He's like a hundred years old, seems to be depressed all the time, an lives alone on a small island outside the swedish coast. Often wears a basque, and are made fun of by swedish comedians.
The movie "The Seventh Seals" is one of his movies.
It's about this guy who meets up with Death, and then they play chess.
- "Vem är du?"
- "Jag är Döden."
- "Kommer du för att hämta mig?"
- "Jag har redan länge gått vid din sida."
Means:
- "Who are you?"
- "I'm Death.
- "Are you coming to get me?"
- "I´ve already been with you for a long time."
The movie "The Seventh Seals" is one of his movies.
It's about this guy who meets up with Death, and then they play chess.
- "Vem är du?"
- "Jag är Döden."
- "Kommer du för att hämta mig?"
- "Jag har redan länge gått vid din sida."
Means:
- "Who are you?"
- "I'm Death.
- "Are you coming to get me?"
- "I´ve already been with you for a long time."
- Who's that old guy over there?
- Don't you know, it's Ingmar Bergman.
- Who the f*** is that?
- You ignorant bastard.
Ingmar Bergman by TonyE September 1, 2008
Bergman
From Berg.
Berg itself is German, meaning mountain. IE: Iceberg, mountain of Ice.
Also spelled Bergmann.
Berg itself is German, meaning mountain. IE: Iceberg, mountain of Ice.
Also spelled Bergmann.
Bergman
Bergman by The.Bergman February 5, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.