Definitions by BERGJEW

splafety

Like safe; but for when you're a locally renowned smoke-smith

Stonestein: Hey bae, I just put the kettle on, going to make some dank tea
Dankmiestro: spplllaaaaffffffffeeeeeeee

Stonestein: splafety m8

splafety by BERGJEW April 17, 2016

An innuendo creating machine, an individual who's innuendo output is simply unstoppable.

"Aww man, that kid is totally 'Bergman', he's spiting out innuendos like a tsunami of vicious sex related snakes.

Bergman by BERGJEW December 7, 2011