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Benjamin Johnson is an actual god. Do not argue or attempt to reason with Benjamin Johnsons- they will destroy you in 0.003 nanoseconds.
If you mess with a Benjamin Johnson, your sphincter will be blown out of your body and it will be throbbing on the floor.
by 3XsInHisName,2OnHisEyes March 08, 2019
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Man that dude has a super small penis, it's less than 1 inch. Its almost as small as Benjamin Johnson's penis.
by X.2 August 28, 2019
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A giant pile of shit, deadbeat, someone to avoid at all costs, see: fuckboi
Hey, do you like that guy? Hell nah, I don’t fuck with Benjamin Johnsons
by Littleboobookittyfuck July 03, 2018
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Code term for a blow job
Him ‘Is Benjamin visiting tonight?’
Her, whilst getting the kids ready for bed ‘yes, Benjamin Johnson will pop over after you’ve had a shower
by Spunky McSemen March 18, 2019
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