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baltazar 

One of the best guys you could ever meet. Sweet, handsome, witty and funny, Baltazar has a natural charm which makes everyone love him. Your life is incomplete without a Baltazar.

Always true and honest with the girls, he never takes anyone for granted. No matter what happens, he will stick by his girl and never leave her side. She will be the luckiest girl on the planet.
Baltazar is such a babe

Every girl wants a guy like Baltazar
baltazar by seashell101 September 9, 2012

Balthazar 

One of the most badass motherfuckers you've ever met. You don't see someone with the name Balthazar and think they are a pussy. Hell no, a Balthazar is gonna come over and fuck your shit up just for kicks. Balthazars can fake their own deaths, steal anything they want and have twelve ways. That's right. Twelve ways.

Derived from the angel Balthazar from the show Supernatural, who kicked ass and gave no fucks.
Person 1: Dude, did you hear what Rocky did last night? He fucked three lesbians last night!
Person 2: Seriously!? He's such a Balthazar!
Balthazar by Cassy-Baby October 20, 2011

Balthazar 

A badass angel from Supernatural who is neither good nor bad. He hates being called upon by demon hunters Sam Winchester and Dean Winchester like a manservant. Balthazar also hates Celine Dion songs. In one episode of Supernatural, he unsank the Titanic by changing history.
Dean: Why did you unsink the Titanic?
Balthazar: Because I HATED the song.

(The song was Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On")
Balthazar by violetrose December 31, 2012

Baltazar 

Very handsome,sexy,etc. person everybody wants to be like him.Doesn't take shit from no one.
That Baltazar is so fine damn would like to be like him.
Baltazar by Barney12345 January 2, 2008

Dirty Baltazar

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez; a close relative. After kindly removing the fingers from the anus, the person then goes in for the swipe but gets his thumb caught in either a necklace or shirt collar and the poop swipe goes straight to the neck resulting in a Dirty Baltazar.
Everything was going swell when my thumb caught on to her necklace and I gave her a Dirty Baltazar instead.
Dirty Baltazar by bekind.rewind. October 9, 2013

Balthazar 

A pig in Minecraft one block that caused a death feud between to bestfriends.
"Did you hear about Balthazar?"

"Yeah he caused one of the friends to commit suicide"
Balthazar by OMGBALTHAZAR March 28, 2022