baltazar 

One of the best guys you could ever meet. Sweet, handsome, witty and funny, Baltazar has a natural charm which makes everyone love him. Your life is incomplete without a Baltazar.

Always true and honest with the girls, he never takes anyone for granted. No matter what happens, he will stick by his girl and never leave her side. She will be the luckiest girl on the planet.

Baltazar is such a babe

Every girl wants a guy like Baltazar

baltazar by seashell101 September 9, 2012

Baltazar 

Very handsome,sexy,etc. person everybody wants to be like him.Doesn't take shit from no one.

That Baltazar is so fine damn would like to be like him.

Baltazar by Barney12345 January 2, 2008

Dirty Baltazar

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez; a close relative. After kindly removing the fingers from the anus, the person then goes in for the swipe but gets his thumb caught in either a necklace or shirt collar and the poop swipe goes straight to the neck resulting in a Dirty Baltazar.

Everything was going swell when my thumb caught on to her necklace and I gave her a Dirty Baltazar instead.

Dirty Baltazar by bekind.rewind. October 9, 2013

John Carlo Baltazar 

He's a guy for Mariel Rodriguez only. A guy who will love and care for his girl.

John Carlo Baltazar, sana ako na lang si Mariel!

John Carlo Baltazar by TouchMeNot October 19, 2021

Claudia Baltazar 

hehe Michael Jackson, also the best friend ever

Claudia baltazar. is a hehe

Claudia Baltazar by Sydneysanderssss September 16, 2019

Baddie Baltazar 

Baltazar IS the definition of a turbo incel that fantasizes about fucking his anime waifus. Baltazar's twitter feed only consists of underage anime girls that he dreams about fucking one day, sadly that day will never arrive. Baltazar is also one of the worst gamers out there. The exact opposite of TobiTheG4m3r who is a HARDCORE GAMER. As a result of being a horrible gamer no one really wants to play anything with him so he resorts to playing singleplayer virgincore incel games only. An example of a singleplayer virgincore incel game is Genshin impact. Baltazar has spent a lot of dough on Genshin impact along with his anime figurines that he uses when jacking off. Lastly Baddie Baltazar had a instagram fan account but sadly it got taken down by the opps.

Random person: AYO who fucked this underage anime girl???
Baddie Baltazar: Uhm.. I-I did. B-but she said she was 13 a-and thats above the age of consent in Japan! *proud*
Random person 2: NAHH BALTAZAR WILDIN' IN DIS BIH

Baddie Baltazar by BigBoyDaCool May 25, 2023

Baltasar 

Tall guy with HUGE pennis. He is also very funny

Person 1: wow, he has a giant pennis
Person 2: they don't call him Baltasar for no reason

Baltasar by Big pennis December 13, 2017