1. alternate phrase for floats your boat; whatever makes you happy.
2. alternate phrase for toot your own horn; to flatter yourself or boast about your own achievements.

1.
guy 1: can i get some gasoline in my drink?
bartender: yeah sure dude, whatever blows your baguette.
2.
"not to blow my own baguette but I killed it on that math test."

blows your baguette by pathetic_oatmeal April 22, 2020

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Rocks & Blows

Chicago slang for crack and heroin. In the vast open air drug market of the wild wild west side of Chicago, each set has their block that they sell rocks (crack cocaine) and blows ($10 bags of heroin). All it takes is being white and driving through the hood and you'll get solicited for drugs, cuz let's face it, they know what you're there for.

Ayo we got them rocks & blows, park park! what you need how many?

Rocks & Blows by into the void December 23, 2010

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Blows me

when something or someone irritates or aggravates you.

math blows me! or im not going to class, that class be blowin me maan!!

Blows me by LRMusic April 16, 2009

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blows goats

intensely negative term which may be used to define a person, event, condition, object, or almost any noun. Something that sucks immensely. In extreme cases, the speaker may say, "leaves no goat unblown."

a)QT is a fine director, but his acting blows goats.
b)$42.50 for one-day admission?!?!?!!! That blows goats!
c)Saddam Hussein leaves no goat unblown.

blows goats by no-one of consequence November 12, 2003

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