Blowser

A trashy person. A person with no manners and no respect for themselves or how they are appearing and acting to others and themselves in public.

Lindsay Lohan is such a blowser stumbling out of a bar, swearing and yelling, without a bra on, and with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth.

by ATMD April 20, 2009

blowser

female bowser (ie mario baddie)

blowser is such a hard boss

by simonzephyt January 4, 2008

Blowser

A big, fat, sloppy bitch. The fat girl that makes all of her hot friends go home, instead of letting them stay out late to get banged, because she’s jealous.

This kid is a good wingman. At the end of the night, he takes the blowser, so we don’t get cock-blocked. Jump on that grenade, bro!

by WhatATotalChad August 5, 2019

Blowser

Sexiest Turtle giving you a blowjob.

Thank you Blowser that felt great!

by ClawsHDi November 13, 2023

Bowser's Big Bean Burrito

One of the most challenging levels in all of Mario Maker. A true test of skill that can only be beaten by a elite gamers. Legends say that obtaining the World Record for this level while blindfolded, will grant them the legendary item of spaghetti and meatballs.

But can you beat Bowser's Big Bean Burrito?

by PrimeBox99842 December 12, 2020

Drone Browser

An individual who cruises Urban Dictionary, browsing various words or authors and liking or disliking (usually disliking) words, either because they didn’t think of them themselves or because they were added by a particular author. They have appointed themselves as critics of the people who try to increase the content and scope of Urban Dictionary, without making any sort of contribution themselves. These people are drones; each of them nothing more than a self-absorbed waste of space as, for the same effort, they could vote on the inclusion or exclusion of new words and help keep Urban Dictionary functioning efficiently.

“Is there anything more useless than a drone browser?”
“Yes, a spite monkey drone browser.”

by AKACroatalin August 10, 2016

Bowser Revolution

Communism. Straight up communism.

For context, in Mario Party 1-5, DS, 9, and 10, landing on a Bowser Space would yield one of several...less than admirable outcomes (stealing coins, stealing stars, forcing a rigged minigame, etc.), one of which is called Bowser Revolution.

When a Bowser Revolution event is pulled, the game takes every last coin from all players and divides them up equally between everyone, regardless if they had less or more coins prior to the event (hence the nickname).

Great for those lagging behind, infuriating for those with the coin lead.

Guy 1: *10 coins* Fucking Bowser...

Guy 2: *76 coins* Have fun~

*Bowser Revolution*

Guy 1: YAY COMMUNISM!!!

Guy 2: *one trip to eBay for a new controller*

by LambdaBelmont July 18, 2018