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belbows by stephen dalton September 3, 2006
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belbows
Leaning on the bar or table for a prolonged drinking session may result in a single belbow or the ultimate "twin belbows" - the true mark of the professional drinkist (see drinkist)
belbows by Mark Lusher December 2, 2007
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chimney butt bellows
When you're fucking a fat chick doggy style and her butt cheeks flap together like a chimey bellows, wafting butthole stank up towards your nose
chimney butt bellows by Birdfeeder M.D. January 1, 2012
Fart Bellows
Fart Bellows is the opposite of a Dutch Oven. Instead of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing noxious gas fumes from one's ass, the flatulist begins pumping and fanning (expanding and contracting) the bedding covers which expels the gas fumes out from underneath the blankets and sheets into the open air in the bedroom. Person's lying in the bed and anyone entering the bedroom after the fact all fall victim to the fart bellows.
After using the "Fart Bellows" method while lying in bed, Billy caused his girlfriend Gertrude to puke all over the night stand and wall.
Fart Bellows by E. Barlow November 19, 2014
Ryan Bellows
Ryan Bellows by Skato August 3, 2012
The Bellows
Yet another act designed to share noxious butt gas (flatulence) with one's significant other (SO). It is comprised of multiple steps.
1) While your SO is in bed with you, tightly hold the covers close to you to create a good seal that will prevent noxious gases from coming out near you.
2) Let one go. Silent but deadly is better as everyone loves surprises.
3) Slowly use your foot to raise the covers at the far end of the bed.
4) Let your foot drop. If done properly, "The Bellows" should give your SO a nice blast of your most recent work while leaving you protected and laughing.
NOTE: Punches in the arm as well as the well earned title of "you asshole" are a likely result
This was inspired by the Dutch Oven
1) While your SO is in bed with you, tightly hold the covers close to you to create a good seal that will prevent noxious gases from coming out near you.
2) Let one go. Silent but deadly is better as everyone loves surprises.
3) Slowly use your foot to raise the covers at the far end of the bed.
4) Let your foot drop. If done properly, "The Bellows" should give your SO a nice blast of your most recent work while leaving you protected and laughing.
NOTE: Punches in the arm as well as the well earned title of "you asshole" are a likely result
This was inspired by the Dutch Oven
The Bellows by Prof. Ass Master May 13, 2011
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