belbows

a roll of fat that hangs over a persons elbow which resembles a bell

damn your moms fat!
yeah shes got belbows!

by stephen dalton September 3, 2006

belbows

Blistered (or beer) elbows which have been cause by beer drinking.

Leaning on the bar or table for a prolonged drinking session may result in a single belbow or the ultimate "twin belbows" - the true mark of the professional drinkist (see drinkist)

by Mark Lusher December 2, 2007

Belbow

The act of bitch slapping an individual followed by a swift elbow to the face all in one smooth motion. Can be used on anyone!

I'm going to belbow you!

by JanApeNik August 22, 2011

chimney butt bellows

When you're fucking a fat chick doggy style and her butt cheeks flap together like a chimey bellows, wafting butthole stank up towards your nose

She was cute for a fatty, but we had to break up on account of her chimney butt bellows

by Birdfeeder M.D. January 1, 2012

Fart Bellows

Fart Bellows is the opposite of a Dutch Oven. Instead of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing noxious gas fumes from one's ass, the flatulist begins pumping and fanning (expanding and contracting) the bedding covers which expels the gas fumes out from underneath the blankets and sheets into the open air in the bedroom. Person's lying in the bed and anyone entering the bedroom after the fact all fall victim to the fart bellows.

After using the "Fart Bellows" method while lying in bed, Billy caused his girlfriend Gertrude to puke all over the night stand and wall.

by E. Barlow November 19, 2014

Ryan Bellows

Waking up, looking in the mirror, and remembering you are you.

I wish I was a unicorn with a diamond horn riding a jet fighter but I'm just Ryan Bellows.

by Skato August 3, 2012

The Bellows

Yet another act designed to share noxious butt gas (flatulence) with one's significant other (SO). It is comprised of multiple steps.

1) While your SO is in bed with you, tightly hold the covers close to you to create a good seal that will prevent noxious gases from coming out near you.

2) Let one go. Silent but deadly is better as everyone loves surprises.

3) Slowly use your foot to raise the covers at the far end of the bed.

4) Let your foot drop. If done properly, "The Bellows" should give your SO a nice blast of your most recent work while leaving you protected and laughing.

NOTE: Punches in the arm as well as the well earned title of "you asshole" are a likely result

This was inspired by the Dutch Oven

I gave my wife The Bellows last night. That's how her eyebrows got singed.

by Prof. Ass Master May 13, 2011