behjesus 

behjesus - what you say/scream when you are either confused/stunned/scared/exited

Joe: "Holy behjesus Kiil, go eat shit!!!"
Kiil: "Shut up Joe, go fuck your mom!!!"

behjesus by [-DOOM-] November 3, 2005

Bejesus 

A word commonly used to express great surprise or fear.

You scared the BEJESUS out of me!!!

Bejesus by Dan May 6, 2004

bejesus 

a term that can be used with just about any phrase to add emphasis

I was shizzing last night and it burned the bejesus out of my ass.

I had a nightmare that I saw Todd naked and it scared the bejesus out of me.

bejesus by loyolacs August 20, 2002

East Bejesus 

A particularly remote, inconvenient location. Akin to the informal use of 'Siberia.'

"When should we leave to get to Carla's house on time?"
"Well, she lives in East Bejesus, so I guess we better get going now."

Also:

"The mall is so busy today, I had to park in East Bejesus."

East Bejesus by Zwieback January 12, 2018

beejesus 

bee+Jesus.... its an expression for when something freaky happens!

Holy Beejesus! my pants are on fire!

beejesus by Gulia January 31, 2004

freakin bejesus 

A phrase that you can use if you get insanely scared. I t also is an insult to very religious christians

You scared the freakin bejesus out of me man!!!!

freakin bejesus by Paddy V August 13, 2006

bejesus 

bejesus: be·je·sus
Variant(s): also be·jee·zus /bi-'jE-z&s, -'jA-, -z&z/
Etymology: alteration of by Jesus
Date: circa 1908
-- (interjection) used as a mild oath;
-- (noun) runny poop

You scured the bejesus out of me.

bejesus by ))<>(( July 7, 2006