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Bejesus
You scared the BEJESUS out of me!!!
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East Bejesus
"When should we leave to get to Carla's house on time?"
"Well, she lives in East Bejesus, so I guess we better get going now."
Also:
"The mall is so busy today, I had to park in East Bejesus."
"Well, she lives in East Bejesus, so I guess we better get going now."
Also:
"The mall is so busy today, I had to park in East Bejesus."
East Bejesus by Zwieback January 12, 2018
freakin bejesus
A phrase that you can use if you get insanely scared. I t also is an insult to very religious christians
freakin bejesus by Paddy V August 13, 2006
Jack In The BeJesus
Also know as "Jack In The Box" fast food. The logo for JITB has the jesus fish in the word box. Thus, B-Jesus (fish).
Jack In The BeJesus by Kevin December 12, 2004
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