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Befouled Bonathan

The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.
Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”

beghoulus 

The ultimate roast, devastating to anyone that hears it. Side effects include: a severe reduction in genitals size
Ur mum beghoulus enorme
beghoulus by awesom3N2003 March 20, 2021

begouged 

be·goug·ed /adj. bih-goujˈd/
adjective
1. distressed
2. jokingly pissed off
3. The state of being done
"I wanted my burger without lettuce and they put lettuce all over it, I'm so begouged right now."
begouged by MaximilianIV April 16, 2010

Begoogled 

To be sent on a quest with no clear or definite answer.

To be given the runaround
I knew she was young since she begoogled me instead of giving a straight answer about her age.
Begoogled by Justinchi18 April 16, 2015
made dirty or foul; "a building befouled with soot"; "breathing air fouled and darkened with factory soot"
"... I made sweet sweet love to the pool table, which I later befouled"
befouled by Niraco September 7, 2005
He beged for her hole, hes such a beghole
Beghole by Romeo.oh.romeo September 18, 2017