Skip to main content
Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.
bedongled by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015
Related Words

Begoogle 

when your parents are trying to be cool and reference google.
Me: "you cant be facebook friends with him."
Mom: "too late. i already begoogled him."
Begoogle by gogobuffalo August 13, 2012

Bufoogled 

This word is when a situation, something or someone takes you to a place of beyond OMG, WTF, beyond exasperation, there is no explanation, rhyme or reason as to why someone would say or do that or why something like that would happen. You are beyond words in comprehension. you're just BUFOOGLED! if you tell someone, they will know at that moment you just don't have anything to say about it. You are stumped and you need a moment to absorb, reflect and meditate on it.
The universe is in a bufoogled state. We should be concerned and more faithful.

My relatives bufoogle me.

Grown folks constantly bufoogle us. Don't grow up to be one of them.

The universe is in a very bufoogled state. We should be concerned.

The lack of common sense in our brilliant children bufoogles me constantly.
Bufoogled by Madam Magnanimous April 16, 2014

begouged 

be·goug·ed /adj. bih-goujˈd/
–adjective
1. distressed
2. jokingly pissed off
3. The state of being done
"I wanted my burger without lettuce and they put lettuce all over it, I'm so begouged right now."
begouged by MaximilianIV April 16, 2010

Bamgoogled

When you say you "Googled" something on the internet, even though you use a different search engine than Google. Usually done to avoid judgment by one's peers. Often leaves a feeling of deep shame.
Man 1: This dip is delicious. Where did you find the recipe?
Man 2: I just Binged it.
Man 1: What?
Man 2: I mean I just Googled it. Came right up. *Mutters under breath* Bamgoogled again.
Bamgoogled by sociologistjosh April 7, 2019
to be confused or lost when someone says something dumb or something your to dumb to understand
Sarah this show begoggles me
man that teacher begoggled me yesterday
begoggled by besty moore June 29, 2008