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When you're bedazzled by dong.
Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.
bedongled by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015
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Begoogle 

when your parents are trying to be cool and reference google.
Me: "you cant be facebook friends with him."
Mom: "too late. i already begoogled him."
Begoogle by gogobuffalo August 13, 2012

Bufoogled 

This word is when a situation, something or someone takes you to a place of beyond OMG, WTF, beyond exasperation, there is no explanation, rhyme or reason as to why someone would say or do that or why something like that would happen. You are beyond words in comprehension. you're just BUFOOGLED! if you tell someone, they will know at that moment you just don't have anything to say about it. You are stumped and you need a moment to absorb, reflect and meditate on it.
The universe is in a bufoogled state. We should be concerned and more faithful.

My relatives bufoogle me.

Grown folks constantly bufoogle us. Don't grow up to be one of them.

The universe is in a very bufoogled state. We should be concerned.

The lack of common sense in our brilliant children bufoogles me constantly.
Bufoogled by Madam Magnanimous April 16, 2014

begouged 

be·goug·ed /adj. bih-goujˈd/
–adjective
1. distressed
2. jokingly pissed off
3. The state of being done
"I wanted my burger without lettuce and they put lettuce all over it, I'm so begouged right now."
begouged by MaximilianIV April 16, 2010

Bamgoogled

When you say you "Googled" something on the internet, even though you use a different search engine than Google. Usually done to avoid judgment by one's peers. Often leaves a feeling of deep shame.
Man 1: This dip is delicious. Where did you find the recipe?
Man 2: I just Binged it.
Man 1: What?
Man 2: I mean I just Googled it. Came right up. *Mutters under breath* Bamgoogled again.
Bamgoogled by sociologistjosh April 7, 2019
to be confused or lost when someone says something dumb or something your to dumb to understand
Sarah this show begoggles me
man that teacher begoggled me yesterday
begoggled by besty moore June 29, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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