beforties
The plural form of the forty ounce malt beverage. In this case, this word applies to the forties you plan on drinking before attending a party.
beforties by gameblouses17 September 1, 2009
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The Befores
The extraordinarily overwhelming and unavoidable state of single mindedness and almost blindingly impaired judgment preceding sexual release. Often used as an explanation for certain cases of seemingly out of character behavior. This is usually followed by The Afters, a powerful state of shame, embarrassment, and regret, immediately following sexual release.
Guy 1: What the fuck is wrong with you? You walked out of your room wearing nothing but a Gene Simmons mask and a fleshlight, and proceeded to loudly gratify yourself until you creamed all over Liz.
Guy 2: I hadn’t gotten off in a week. I had a really bad case of the befores...
Guy 1: Fair enough. Plus that bitch deserved it.
Guy 2: I hadn’t gotten off in a week. I had a really bad case of the befores...
Guy 1: Fair enough. Plus that bitch deserved it.
The Befores by Big Rabes October 9, 2010
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Beforeskin
I will never forgive my parents for having me circumcised without my consent; I sure do miss my beforeskin! :/
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Berties
Berties by mgilberties March 28, 2013
Berties
Abbrev. Liberties
To assume privileges that have not been bestowed upon you.
To get above your station
To assume privileges that have not been bestowed upon you.
To get above your station
befores
befores by uttam maharjan October 24, 2010
berlington berties
You turn round to your mate after seeing a lady with a big pair of breasts and say, "check out the berlington berties on that. I bet you don't get many of them to the pound!!".
berlington berties by Stewy_Boorrrry April 24, 2006
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