beforties

The plural form of the forty ounce malt beverage. In this case, this word applies to the forties you plan on drinking before attending a party.

"Hey man I heard about this awesome party! Let's hang out and drink some beforties to get ready!"

by gameblouses17 September 1, 2009

The Befores

The extraordinarily overwhelming and unavoidable state of single mindedness and almost blindingly impaired judgment preceding sexual release. Often used as an explanation for certain cases of seemingly out of character behavior. This is usually followed by The Afters, a powerful state of shame, embarrassment, and regret, immediately following sexual release.

Guy 1: What the fuck is wrong with you? You walked out of your room wearing nothing but a Gene Simmons mask and a fleshlight, and proceeded to loudly gratify yourself until you creamed all over Liz.

Guy 2: I hadn’t gotten off in a week. I had a really bad case of the befores...

Guy 1: Fair enough. Plus that bitch deserved it.

by Big Rabes October 9, 2010

Beforeskin

The foreskin that existed before it was amputated during circumcision.

I will never forgive my parents for having me circumcised without my consent; I sure do miss my beforeskin! :/

by mASSterbait October 22, 2016

Berties

Berties is the code for bullshit. Derived from Berties Bullshit.

Give him the royal berties, he'll never know.

by mgilberties March 28, 2013

Berties

Abbrev. Liberties

To assume privileges that have not been bestowed upon you.

To get above your station

OI ! I was watching that !

Who's house do you think you're in in man ? Seriously, that was bare berties. Get the kettle on.

Oh right, yeah help yourself to angel cake, dont mind me. Is this a sponsored bertathon ?

by Man79 October 24, 2010

befores

a food item that is taken before the main course of a meal.

He is an eccentric guy; he takes beer as befores so that he can whet his appetite.

by uttam maharjan October 24, 2010

berlington berties

Breasts - generally tending to be of the larger variety.

You turn round to your mate after seeing a lady with a big pair of breasts and say, "check out the berlington berties on that. I bet you don't get many of them to the pound!!".

by Stewy_Boorrrry April 24, 2006