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The Befores

The extraordinarily overwhelming and unavoidable state of single mindedness and almost blindingly impaired judgment preceding sexual release. Often used as an explanation for certain cases of seemingly out of character behavior. This is usually followed by The Afters, a powerful state of shame, embarrassment, and regret, immediately following sexual release.
Guy 1: What the fuck is wrong with you? You walked out of your room wearing nothing but a Gene Simmons mask and a fleshlight, and proceeded to loudly gratify yourself until you creamed all over Liz.

Guy 2: I hadn’t gotten off in a week. I had a really bad case of the befores...

Guy 1: Fair enough. Plus that bitch deserved it.
The Befores by Big Rabes October 9, 2010
Related Words

Beforeskin 

The foreskin that existed before it was amputated during circumcision.
I will never forgive my parents for having me circumcised without my consent; I sure do miss my beforeskin! :/
Beforeskin by mASSterbait October 22, 2016
Berties is the code for bullshit. Derived from Berties Bullshit.
Give him the royal berties, he'll never know.
Berties by mgilberties March 28, 2013
Abbrev. Liberties

To assume privileges that have not been bestowed upon you.

To get above your station
OI ! I was watching that !

Who's house do you think you're in in man ? Seriously, that was bare berties. Get the kettle on.

Oh right, yeah help yourself to angel cake, dont mind me. Is this a sponsored bertathon ?
Berties by Man79 October 24, 2010
a food item that is taken before the main course of a meal.
He is an eccentric guy; he takes beer as befores so that he can whet his appetite.
befores by uttam maharjan October 24, 2010

berlington berties 

Breasts - generally tending to be of the larger variety.
You turn round to your mate after seeing a lady with a big pair of breasts and say, "check out the berlington berties on that. I bet you don't get many of them to the pound!!".