Berties

Berties is the code for bullshit. Derived from Berties Bullshit.

Give him the royal berties, he'll never know.

by mgilberties March 28, 2013

Berties

Abbrev. Liberties

To assume privileges that have not been bestowed upon you.

To get above your station

OI ! I was watching that !

Who's house do you think you're in in man ? Seriously, that was bare berties. Get the kettle on.

Oh right, yeah help yourself to angel cake, dont mind me. Is this a sponsored bertathon ?

by Man79 October 24, 2010

berlington berties

Breasts - generally tending to be of the larger variety.

You turn round to your mate after seeing a lady with a big pair of breasts and say, "check out the berlington berties on that. I bet you don't get many of them to the pound!!".

by Stewy_Boorrrry April 24, 2006

bouncing betties

a large set of women’s breasts that perform a lively mating dance with the eyes of every man whos body is coursing with testosterone (A man need not be in eye-shot of such a spectacle to be effected as his...ur, umm…”divining rod” points the way like a compass to magnetic north.)

Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.

by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

crusty berries

Tiny balls of dried semen stuck to pubes on the nutsack from repeatedly masterbating On One's Self With No Clean Up sort of like a dingle berrymade from poo on ass hair

I need a shower I have so many crusty berries from all this porn I've been watching

by blumpkin25 February 9, 2015

Besties5Ever

max and chiara are too quirky with their big strong smart gardening baller boxing muscles.

"max and chiara are so quirky! they must be the besties5ever!!!!"

by tooquirky June 14, 2021

more berries

a feeling that harry styles experiences when high on watermelon sugar

harry styles wants more berries, i think he's a junkie on watermelon sugar

by BOBBYROOSSSO September 28, 2020