You turn round to your mate after seeing a lady with a big pair of breasts and say, "check out the berlington berties on that. I bet you don't get many of them to the pound!!".
a large set of women’s breasts that perform a lively mating dance with the eyes of every man whos body is coursing with testosterone (A man need not be in eye-shot of such a spectacle to be effected as his...ur, umm…”divining rod” points the way like a compass to magnetic north.)
Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.
Tiny balls of dried semen stuck to pubes on the nutsack from repeatedlymasterbating On One's Self With No Clean Up sort of like a dingle berrymade from poo on ass hair