beerpack
beerpack by Doctor Andy July 23, 2008
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Beer Pack
1. (noun) An old backpack you have that used to be your backpack for school 4 years ago, but since you got a new one, it is used only for transporting beer or other alcoholic beverages. Used by many people who walk places to go drink and can't afford the money for a cab and don't have a friend willing to drive them.
Related Words
beerpack • Beerback • Beerackfast • Beerbackability • Beerback Rewards • beerjack • beerjacker • beerpacity • beer jacket • Beer Sack
Beerbackability
Beerbackability by Berrycherry August 14, 2011
beersack
Recently invented because of the world's most amusing last name during a discussion about how stupid little sad emo/scene teenagers look.
A beersack is your one friend who is great to hang out with... until they have one too many beers; they turn pathetic and dumpy. They like to drink but they're bad at alcohol. It's the pathetic antithesis of alcohol induced narcissism. They might be a moderately bland nice guy by day but introduce that 4th Heineken to turn them into an exceptionally sad and boring sack of meat. Alcohol is your liquid courage and their experimental spine removal surgery. Typical beersack behavior:
- Cussing about his crappy recent ex. Calling her a half hour later and leaving a drunken voicemail. They will be back together 48 hours later.
- Mentioning a girl he wants to talk to at the bar. You will encourage him to go talk to her. He will say "yeah you're right" and then just awkwardly stand around looking longing and thirsty.
- Hovering near a conversation, occasionally laughing meekly at jokes.
- Will sometimes meekly introduce themselves to other patrons or to women. If acknowledged they are likely to stammer awkwardly to a stop in the middle of a statement.
- A worsening state of stupidity aggressively above the typical consumption curve.
WARNING: All of these examples involve bars. This is because you should never drink alone with a confirmed beersack. Ennui and depression will host a death race to claim your brain. Both will win.
A beersack is your one friend who is great to hang out with... until they have one too many beers; they turn pathetic and dumpy. They like to drink but they're bad at alcohol. It's the pathetic antithesis of alcohol induced narcissism. They might be a moderately bland nice guy by day but introduce that 4th Heineken to turn them into an exceptionally sad and boring sack of meat. Alcohol is your liquid courage and their experimental spine removal surgery. Typical beersack behavior:
- Cussing about his crappy recent ex. Calling her a half hour later and leaving a drunken voicemail. They will be back together 48 hours later.
- Mentioning a girl he wants to talk to at the bar. You will encourage him to go talk to her. He will say "yeah you're right" and then just awkwardly stand around looking longing and thirsty.
- Hovering near a conversation, occasionally laughing meekly at jokes.
- Will sometimes meekly introduce themselves to other patrons or to women. If acknowledged they are likely to stammer awkwardly to a stop in the middle of a statement.
- A worsening state of stupidity aggressively above the typical consumption curve.
WARNING: All of these examples involve bars. This is because you should never drink alone with a confirmed beersack. Ennui and depression will host a death race to claim your brain. Both will win.
"Dude, I am not hanging out with Brad this weekend."
'Why not man? He's cool.'
"He's a total beersack."
'Oh, god. I totally forgot about that night he spent 2 hours calling Tiffany a whore and then staring at the bartender like a lost puppy. What a beersack!'
'Why not man? He's cool.'
"He's a total beersack."
'Oh, god. I totally forgot about that night he spent 2 hours calling Tiffany a whore and then staring at the bartender like a lost puppy. What a beersack!'
beersack by wamberlamps May 2, 2015
Beerback
A build up or layer of flab around the lower abdomen of a male or female looking somewhat like a spare tyre concealed under the skin of one's midrift - The opposite of a beerbelly
Beerback by Musey Pond July 13, 2010
beerjack
Stealing someone's drink directly out of their hand while at a party, bar, club, or other area where alcoholic beverages are served
beerjack by Madddddddy January 31, 2009
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