Coffee Filter

Susan got tired of Mike rubbing his balls on her face while she slept, so the next night she did a coffee filter on his chin.
by mason26 March 24, 2012
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Beer Googles

When a drunk person is searching the internet and accidentally uses yahoo or bing, two of the lesser quality search engines, instead of Google.
I tried to find a night club online last night but I was so drunk I used yahoo.com. Beer Googles got the best of me.
by mason26 October 03, 2011
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