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bedcrastinate 

When you wake up early enough to do something, but stay in bed and pretend to be asleep in order avoid doing so.

Using a bed to procrastinate
Guy 1: "Man, I woke up way to early this morning, it was 8:30 and I couldn't sleep!

Guy 2: "So did you finally do your homework then?"

Guy 1: "No, I bedcrastinated until 10:30 and then mum dragged me out shopping"
bedcrastinate by micky-J07 November 24, 2007

baecrastinate 

the action done by your bae when putting off work.
gf: “babe do your homework, don’t baecrarastinate!” 🙄

bf: “what the hell does that mean??”

gf: “it’s when me bae be procrastinating, it’s baecrastinate”
baecrastinate by rawer xD March 9, 2020