beer ear 

When a person has had too much to drink and he misinterprets what is said.

Waitress: "Would you like some more coffee"
Beer Ear wearer: "Did you say you are part of the mafia"
Friend: "Don't pay attention to him he has Beer Ear"

beer ear by Sean and Eric November 6, 2007

Beer to the ear 

A sly prank for when your friends are passed out; consists of pouring portions of beer into an unsuspecting, (often unconscious) victim's ear.

Coined at the 2010 Cavendish Beach Festival.

Cavendish, Newfoundland, Canada.

blake: *passed out*

dylan: beer to the ear?

ian: hells yeah.

Beer to the ear by Stampitch March 15, 2011

Beer ears

Similar to beer goggles but involves the hearing sense. Side effects include: thinking you sound really funny/witty, thinking that ridiculous idea is the best idea you have heard in a long time and you must do it immediately even if you can't stand up properly and thinking the person talking to you is a genius when in fact, they are not.

It seemed like a good idea last night, I must have had my beer ears on.

Beer ears by Miska2011 November 24, 2011

beer ears

A condition in which the afflicted is so drunk that he/she finds members of the opposite sex to be interesting and capable conversationalists, only to discover later, when sober, that they cannot stand listening to said person speak.

Dude, I called that blonde chick from the party last weekend, she was so annoying, i must have been wearing beer ears.

beer ears by lilmatt666 February 12, 2009

Beer ears

The condition of writing, recording or playing music whilst having a drink and thinking it sounds amazing. During future sober playbacks said music will sound like it a drunk person was writing, recording or playing it.

We'll have to record this all over again Dave - turns out it only sounded good because of Beer Ears.

Beer ears by Mark Diomede August 14, 2016

beer mug ears 

A woman that has big ears that you can hold on to while getting a blow job.

I had that bitch by her beer mug ears while she sucked my cock.

beer mug ears by AJ19692002 December 28, 2007

beerears 

The state of owing another beers; in beer "debt" to a friend

Mike had been buying the beers all night. Dave was in beerears to Mike.

beerears by Lumpy LaCrosse June 1, 2011