beelonker

A dirty shit covered Dick.

Did you hear about Dave? He got a Beelonker from Stacy.

beelonker by asdgfve April 5, 2022

blonkered 

to become heavily intoxicated, usually leading to entertaining results

"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah, Tim got proper blonkered and started peacocking on the dancefloor "

blonkered by Dickdoctor December 11, 2014

blonkers 

A form of eyewear.

Similar to blinkers and totally invisible, blonkers are usually worn by car enthusiasts loyal to one particular car manufacturer and model. Not always easy to spot being worn until the wearer starts telling you how much their car weighs, it's power to weight ratio etc. A dead giveaway would be if they tell you how difficult it is to properly tune an NA engine.

"Dude, Honda built the Integra Type-R DC2 as a stripped out road going racer"

"Oh ffs, check out the blonkers on that guy....."

blonkers by w0dge January 1, 2009

belinker

A listener to the podcast My Dad Write a porno

- Have you heard the new episode where Belindea travels to Amsterdam?
# Of course! I'm a real belinker!

belinker by rocky flintstone November 14, 2017

ass belonker 

One who eats from another's ass

Eat penguin shit, you ass belonker

ass belonker by Blah December 7, 2003

bezonkers 

Breasts, Boobs or to drive one crazy, insane or nuts.

That term drives me bezonkers!
Your driving me freakin BEZONKERS!!!

Your bezonkers are hot!

bezonkers by gfl_ladydeath February 27, 2008

bedonkers 

Very, very large breasts. Usually belonging to Anime Girls.

“dude you should watch ‘food wars’, the girls have huge bedonkers.”

bedonkers by The guy that’s shy October 2, 2018