beefhat

Quite simply when the Missus sits astride and hammers her flaps on your face!

Geez the wife gave me a right old beefhat last night!

by Andy and Dave July 20, 2006

Beehatch

Unlike a "Bee hatch" (a hatch in a beehive), Beehatch is a nicer way to say the word BITCH, which could either be a female dog, or a whore/cunt of a woman (=bad female).

It's also a way to get your point across past the censors on chats, and forums.

She's a B*** man!
Hey! What the F***! I did not say any M***F***ing ***!
What the F*** are all these stars for?

Hey, calm down dude! It's just the site's censoring!

Ah, ok, so I was saying, she's a Beehatch!

Ok, I get your point now!

by Fukaface! April 28, 2011

beefhawk

to adjust oneself

Roger Clemens takes the mound, shakes the dirt off his cleats, beefhawks, and settles in to pitch.

by Earthling January 30, 2004

Beefcat

A plump fat male cat that has sex on his mind. Usually found eating beef or kibbles in the kitchen but quickly dispurses when humans try to make contact with him. Can also be called Mr. Beefcat or Beefchops

search Neam

Man after i came home from a hard day of work I walked in the door and found my Beefcat jizzing profusely on my couch, when we made eye contact he ran for cover knowing that his cover was blown...

by Mr. Neam December 3, 2009

Mongolian Beefeater

One who enjoys the act of cunnilingus and willfully disregards excess hair or smell on the beef curtains.

Ralph was ravenous for vagina he didn't care that the pussy wasn't trimmed or washed, he was a Mongolian Beefeater.

by Mongolian Beefeater October 7, 2010

Beefeater

A term used to descibe the guards around the Tower of London, where the Crown jewels are kept. These are ceremonial guardians acquired this term from their high protein diet of meats. The guards original duties included looking after the prisoners, but since the Tower of London is a tourist attraction now they act as tour guides.

On my last vist to the Tower of London, I took a picture with a Beefeater.

by UrbanTony February 27, 2010

Beehatch

derived from the word Beeyatch}, which is a euphemism for the word Bitch

Amanda is being such a beehatch today.

by J-Diddy March 20, 2003