Beefmate

A friend with benefits. The term is gender neutral, as it can refer to owners of either beef curtains or beef sticks.

Yo, are you and Yasmin a thing?
Na, she's just a beefmate that distracts me from my depression.

by 42other February 18, 2022

Beefmate

A person whose identity, self-presentation, and personality signalling are disproportionately centred on meat consumption, especially red meat, such that dietary preference becomes a core marker of worldview, masculinity, or cultural alignment rather than a mere nutritional value.

The argument wasn’t about nutrition but about beefmate identity signalling.

by K.S. Hewitt February 5, 2026

Mongolian Beefeater

One who enjoys the act of cunnilingus and willfully disregards excess hair or smell on the beef curtains.

Ralph was ravenous for vagina he didn't care that the pussy wasn't trimmed or washed, he was a Mongolian Beefeater.

by Mongolian Beefeater October 7, 2010

Beefmare

A nightmare that comes about as a response to eating beef.

I woke up extremely agitated and yelling in my sleep. I suddenly remembered that we had eaten hamburgers for dinner. Must have been a beefmare.

by Bunny hug June 3, 2023

Beefeater

A term used to descibe the guards around the Tower of London, where the Crown jewels are kept. These are ceremonial guardians acquired this term from their high protein diet of meats. The guards original duties included looking after the prisoners, but since the Tower of London is a tourist attraction now they act as tour guides.

On my last vist to the Tower of London, I took a picture with a Beefeater.

by UrbanTony February 27, 2010

beefeater

A person who frequently performs the act of cunnilingus.

With a mustache like that, he must be a major beefeater.

by Dr. T Money March 5, 2011

Beefeater

Strong London dry gin. Smells like ISO alcohol. An acquired taste.

Last night I took 7 shots of Beefeater before hitting up the dance in a state of total shitface

by NateLa May 26, 2009