Beefmate
A friend with benefits. The term is gender neutral, as it can refer to owners of either beef curtains or beef sticks.
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Beefmate
A person whose identity, self-presentation, and personality signalling are disproportionately centred on meat consumption, especially red meat, such that dietary preference becomes a core marker of worldview, masculinity, or cultural alignment rather than a mere nutritional value.
Beefmate by K.S. Hewitt February 5, 2026
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Mongolian Beefeater
One who enjoys the act of cunnilingus and willfully disregards excess hair or smell on the beef curtains.
Ralph was ravenous for vagina he didn't care that the pussy wasn't trimmed or washed, he was a Mongolian Beefeater.
Mongolian Beefeater by Mongolian Beefeater October 7, 2010
Beefmare
I woke up extremely agitated and yelling in my sleep. I suddenly remembered that we had eaten hamburgers for dinner. Must have been a beefmare.
Beefeater
A term used to descibe the guards around the Tower of London, where the Crown jewels are kept. These are ceremonial guardians acquired this term from their high protein diet of meats. The guards original duties included looking after the prisoners, but since the Tower of London is a tourist attraction now they act as tour guides.
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beefeater by Dr. T Money March 5, 2011