bed-fuck

to cut a hole roughly the size of your penis in a bed and masturbate by putting your penis in it.

God I had a great bed-fuck last night

by -JK- October 16, 2006

head-over-the bed throat-fuck

A head-over-the-bed throat-fuck is a sexual act where one guy who is laying on his back with his head hanging over the edge of a bed is face-fucked by another dude, thereby allowing the face-fucker to slide his long cock down the face-fuckee's throat and bypass his tongue.

My cadet roomie, Matt, is teaching me how to deep-throat his dick by giving me head-over-the bed throat-fucks! Last few times - I didn't even taste his cum!

by USAF Cadet May 5, 2021

fuck-bed supreme

A bed that has seen a lot of pus or johnsons without having the sheets washed.

I went over some strippers house a couple weeks ago and noticed that one of them had a fuck-bed supreme

by Kitie Write February 26, 2010

Fuck bed

Fuck Bed
When staying in hotel room with 2 beds ONE is designated for fucking and one is dedicated for sleeping. This is for the purpose of keeping all of your sex juices in one place and having a clean place to sleep afterward.

“Oh no no!! Don’t sit there, that’s the fuck bed...it’s covered in hot wet spots!!!”

by PixieGirl1973 March 21, 2019

Fuck the Bed

Cry of dismay.
Originates from the sense of utter helplessness and anger that only someone who has to resort to Bed Fucking can truly understand.

"Gal, Makes us a cup of tea"
"We've run out of milk."
"Ah Fuck the Bed, Gal."

by Jay January 8, 2004

Fuck To Bed

to pass the fuck out, usually after all day of drinking and doin drugs.

"ay wheres duncan dude"?

"he's fuck to bed doh"

by Ricardo II January 23, 2009

fuck you, get in bed

the phrase you say when you have a love/hate relationship with someone. Emphasis on the love.

"Do you want some cupcakes?"
"No. Fuck you, get in bed"

by bitchitis123 February 17, 2021