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lesbian bed death 

(n.) When sexual relations between a lesbian couple have virtually ceased, yet the companionship remains.
They've been together for a while; adopted two girls from China - lesbian bed death doesn't surprise me.
lesbian bed death by ShortHairLvr September 2, 2005

Lesbian bed death 

The point at which a lesbian has so many rescue dogs in there bed it is no longer possible for them to engage is sex acts with one another
They are just fostering that lab-pit mix but it will lead to lesbian bed death if he dosnt get adopted soon.
Lesbian bed death by Gmetz32 February 12, 2021

lesbian bed death 

the ocurrence when sexual activity diminishes and eventually virtually ceases after the first stages of a lesbian relationship, and the couple become more like friends or companions.

Although it is a widespread myth that the "bed death" is mainly common amongst lesbians, is is not a trait exclusive to lesbian realtionships. On contrary it is common for sexual activity to decrease in all romantic relationships after the first stages.

The term was coined by sex resercher Pepper Schwartz.
Is the "lesbian bed death" a myth?

lesbian bed death 

a punk, gothic, sleaze band from Stoke on Trent in England. 'I Use My Powers For Evil' is the band's 1st album.
Band Members include : Luci4, Mr Peach, Magic Andy, Chuckmaster C, Stigmata and The Gimp.
More information on the band Lesbian Bed Death can be found at www.lesbianbeddeath.net
'I went to a Lesbian Bed Death gig last week and they really blew me away..This Band Rocks'
lesbian bed death by Danielle Shields September 24, 2006

McDonald’s Death Bed 

McDonald’s death bed is here
McDonald’s Death Bed by MasterX60 October 24, 2019

death bed 

What you create for yourself when you fart in a tanning bed.
Last night, after a large dinner, I went to the tanning salon and accidentally made my own death bed.
death bed by BuckyJ September 28, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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