A period ranging from 0:00:00 to 23:59:59 depending on age, gender, marital status, amound of homework, inebriation, and many other factors. Often simply defined as the tome one goes to bed, although there is some dispute as to whether this meant getting into bed or actaully turning out the lights, closing the eyes and attempting to sleep.
by blii February 21, 2003
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at night the worst words to hear
in the morning the best words to hear
bed time billy

up now, out of bed
by Hotshot14380 April 22, 2016
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racist term for asians refering to their eyes
"Hey Bob i need help with my math."
"I'm sorry i only know up to advaced calculus, why dont you go ask bed time for some help."
by Samuel Wyss May 22, 2008
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she touches his thighs as if to measure their capacity, then she sits down and kisses his face licking all of its features.
she takes his hands and shows them what to do, where to remain, reside. Her excitement produces extra saliva. Wetting his whole body. Enwrapping his cock. Suck it, he whispers. And she loves to please him. Take it in. All in. He caresses her ass gently then firmly. She ejects her love juices inviting his penetration. But before she moans for the first time she turns around and checks if he is wearing a condom.
bed time story
fictional glory
by Krkič November 30, 2019
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When someone is extremely tired and needs to go to bed.
Pete yawned. "Bed time bitch," I said.
by natemev November 26, 2016
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1. A positive story that you tell all your friends about a sexual encounter that you had with someone you randomly picked up.
"You know I saw you leave the club last night with that person. You got a bed time story to tell us?"

"I think I'm gonna hit what's their face on the cell late night. See if I cant have me a bed time story, and live happily ever after."
by eJAKEulate January 15, 2008
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the act of smoking marijuana out of a water bottle bong before bed
"hey justin, wanna hit some bed time bowls tonight"
"sure jorden, im always down for some BTB's"
by jmars94 October 12, 2011
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