beavo

A pencil with teeth marks at its rear end.

The number of beavos that kid has is insane. I wonder when he'll stop that horrifying habit.

by bravado_banshee July 2, 2021

Beavo

A unit of money equaling 5000 USD

“I came in 2nd place in the poker tournament and won one Beavo”

by Swagon315 August 14, 2024

Patatas el beavo

A Spanish potato dish

Meg made some delicious patatas el beavo.

by Span 101 July 22, 2020

Beaver Beaver

An improved variation of Slap Bag, originating in Laramie, Wyoming. This game involves one party-goer pulling out a bag of wine, chugging from said bag, then enthusiastically yelling, "BEAVER! BEAVER!" Another party-goer is then obligated to shout out, "Wine Receiver!!!" Once this 'receiver' call is made, the original party-goer must toss, throw, or chuck the aforementioned bag of wine toward the receiver. The receiver will then catch and chug from the bag, shout out "BEAVER BEAVER," and repeat the action in perpetuity until the bag has been fully drained of its contents.

Party Goer 1: <pulls out bag of Franzia Sunset Blush and chugs a reasonable amount of wine>
Party Goer 1: "Beaver Beaver!"
Party Goer 2: "WINE RECEIVER!!!"
Party Goer 1: <chucks the bag of wine in a reckless fashion, barely reaching the vicinity of Party Goer 2>
Party Goer 2: <makes a magnificent one-handed snag after tip-toeing through a gasoline-infused bonfire and reaching between the chairs of two other innocent party-goers>
All Other Party Goers: "Wooooooo!!!!" (while clapping and cheering for Party Goer 2)
Party Goer 2: <chugs a slightly more healthy amount of wine from the bag than Party Goer 1>
Party Goer 2: "Beaver Beaver!"
Overly-Drunken Party Goer 3: "Wine receiver, BITCHES!!!"
Party Goer 2: <lightly tosses a perfectly catchable bag toward Party Goer 3>
Party Goer 3: <reaches for the bag, stumbles, barely touches the bag, and falls face-first into the lush (i.e., dry and yellow) Laramie grass>
<the wine bag falls innocently to the ground>
All Other Party Goers: "Oooooo..." (while snickering and shaking heads in a sign of immense social shame)
Party Goer 3: <gets up, picks of the bag, chugs, and the game continues>

by GrownUpAssMan April 27, 2023

Serious as a beaver

Utmost seriousness. Unequivocal state of demanding careful consideration or application.

Person 1: "Are you serious? Are we really going to this party?"

Person 2: "Yes. I'm as serious as a beaver"

Person 1: "Ok, sorry. I'll get my things"

by eduardo_saverin January 25, 2013

bavovna

in Ukraine we call ‘bavovna’ (‘cotton’ in English) when there is an explosion somewhere in russia.

russian media tries to use some kind of euphemisms and in some way hide or escape the fact that there was an explosion in russia. when such thing happens, they call it ‘chlopok’ (the 2nd syllable is stressed) which means like ‘pop’, ‘clap’, ‘crack’, ‘bang’.

here goes the funniest thing — the same word, ‘chlopok’, but when the 1st syllable is stressed, means ‘cotton’ in English and ‘bavovna’ in Ukrainian.

so yep, we can call it some kind of linguistic joke.
firstly it was used after 24th of February when russia invaded Ukraine.

have you heard of bavovna in Belgorod? yeah man we did it and made some russians pee their panties))

чув про бавовну в Бєлгороді? та, чувак, це наших рук діло)) росіянці трохи обісралися))

by justthinking May 8, 2022

Beaver Waterfall

A beaver waterfall is when a woman lies down in the bathtub, places both legs on the wall, places her vagina underneath the faucet, and uses running water to masterbate.

Sheila was feeling very lonely after watching "Murder, She Wrote" so she decided it was time for a beaver waterfall.

by Michael_Scarn June 8, 2015