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A beaton is when you are taking a shit and trying to force it back up in the hole whilst pissing all over your hands and arms.
Ivor: “That shit looked messy!”
Jaan: “Yes, it was a real beaton!”
Beaton by TheRealFacey August 15, 2019
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Beaton is a very dangerous person for doing the unknow. also know as (FN) which is his dark web nick name. He is most commonly known as Da sαvαge in his local area. he lives near glassgow UK and is very intelligent. YOU must be aware of his presence in order to not be in danger.
Aiden shouted Beaton and was immediately frightened when he heard him say yes.
Beaton by Da savage 14415 November 1, 2020

alaina beaton 

Singer and songwriter for the Porcelain and the Tramps.

And no dumbshits, she is not "yours" or anyone else's. Contrary to popular belief, women aren't objects that you can claim. You'd think you shitheads would get the hint that she's not the kind of person who'd appreciate that judging from the music she writes.
"I'm the fucking king of the world, get on your knees. Do as I please."

"Don't get in my face
Don't invade my space
I'll put you in your place
I'll only tell you once
I'll never tell you twice
And this is me being nice"

-Alaina Beaton
alaina beaton by dance179 September 19, 2009

rachel beaton 

Rachel Beaton (aka rachet)
A girl who tried to ruin everyone’s relationship because she’s not happy in her own
When being called out for being a two faced bitch she will go to you’re friends to try to ruin your friendship with them
Will be in an almost two year relationship and still send nudes and sext with ex’s trying to clame that her boyfriend is her “world”
She’s a two home wrecker :)) watch out
Girl1: Hey look it’s that bitch Rachel Beaton who tried to break my relationship up!
Boy1: I heard she cheats on everyone! She even Tries to ruin friendships like the rachet ass whore she is.

alaina beaton 

Beautiful and talented singer for the band Porcelain And The Tramps. Originally from Detroit. Also goes by Porcelain..hence the name of the band.
Actually, Alaina Beaton is mine, I love her and her awesome band.

alaina beaton 

she is a hot mami. she's mine and not yours. i love her.
Dear Alaina,

I love you my sugar bun. Will you marry me?

Love, Tyson
alaina beaton by tyson December 26, 2004
To have a big head. Named after Ho Creet for breaking the Guiness Book Of Records in having the largest head circumference. Also can be associated with Hitler as Joseph Beton's father was Adolf. Joseph was a member of the 'Beton-Bashers' and the 'BigHead Family'.

Jake: OMG Tim you git! your such a bighead!
Tim: Don't lie! I'm not part of the Betons.
Beton by Joseph Bed-Wet February 27, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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