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Singer and songwriter for the Porcelain and the Tramps.

And no dumbshits, she is not "yours" or anyone else's. Contrary to popular belief, women aren't objects that you can claim. You'd think you shitheads would get the hint that she's not the kind of person who'd appreciate that judging from the music she writes.
"I'm the fucking king of the world, get on your knees. Do as I please."

"Don't get in my face
Don't invade my space
I'll put you in your place
I'll only tell you once
I'll never tell you twice
And this is me being nice"

-Alaina Beaton
by dance179 September 19, 2009

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Uzumakianity. It's difficult to explain this word. Well, you know how in stories, there is usually a bad guy. A bad guy who is evil and bad and stuff. He or she does evil, bad things.

Then there is a good guy who loves everyone and only wants everyone to be happy and have a good time. He or she hates the bad guy, but is willing to give him or her a second chance.

Well, Uzumakianity is when the good guy convinces the bad guy to be good so they can frolic in fields of flowers and hold hands. It's almost magic, how the good guy changes the bad guy so completely. That's Uzumakianity. It usually doesn't make sense. And it doesn't have to, because it's Uzumakianity, man.
Uzumakianity derives from the word Uzumaki, which is Naruto's last name. Naruto didn't start Uzumakianity, but he did name this unrealistic, magical phenomenon.
by dance179 January 27, 2010

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The Russian new wave band made of EPIC WIN.
Agata Kristi owns The Cure.
by dance179 August 28, 2008

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1. An adjective to describe something worthy of being epic. If something deserves the status of epic, you award it with purple.

2. Another word for particular level of gear in the online game World of Warcraft. Gear on epic level is purple.
1. This, my friend, is epic win. I'm giving it purple.

2. OMG DUDEZ I LEIK SOOOO WON DAT PURP HUNTER WEAPONZ IN LAST NITES RAID YAY
by Dance179 July 10, 2008

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The main antagonist from the piece of crap manga that is Inuyasha, and the only reason any mature individual would actually want to subject themselves to such a childish story.

Naraku does not usually wish to involve himself in physical fights, and instead creates living detachments from his own body to do his dirty work. Some people think this is a cowardly method of fighting, but the more mature Inuyasha fans know that he does it just to further his role of the story's "mind-fucker", because smart fans know that Naraku could wtfpwn Inuyasha's flaming ass if the homo would stop being a pussy and actually present himself as a threat to Naraku.

Even though Inuyasha is the most epic piece of fail on the planet, Naraku is one of the most badass antagonists in manga literature, and it's a shame considering the story that he's in.
Naraku is the only good character in Inuyasha.
by dance179 June 13, 2008

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